Special Teams Ace: K Jake Elliott (1/1 FG 3/3XP) 58yard FG
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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Thingsarticles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.
So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: TITANS did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:
1) Our Power vs Their Size:I think we got a little cute this week and we paid for it. Instead of just having backup LGDrew Kendall fill in for injured LG Landon Dickerson; the coaching staff decided to start Kendall at C, and move C Cam Jurgens to LG. The result was RB Saquon Barkley (4 – 9 – 2.2 – 0 – 0) being hit in the backfield and getting a stinger on the first play.
Barkley returned to the game for a few downs, but will need further evaluation. The rest of the day was spent trying to cobble together a run game, between Bigsby and RBWill Shipley (7 – 24 – 3.4 – 0 – 0). While Bigsby can be an “all gas and no brakes” runner as a back-up, in the lead role, behind this line he was mostly pedestrian. (NOT DONE)
2) Unleash DeVonta:It was time to demonstrate to the world that DeVonta Smith is indeed our WR1. Friends, the Eagles went and planted the fuck out of that flag. The goal was 100 yard receiving or two scores. Well, he had over 100 yards and a 22 yard score.
WR DeVonta Smith scores from 22
Yet his best catch of the day, was a 19 yard snag down the sideline, between two defenders, that set-up the game winning touchdown. Today, DeVonta was clutch like a handbag! Proving once again, that One plus Six equals seven. (DONE)
3) Our DE’s Must Contain Better:Our pass rush in this game, was much more disciplined than last week’s. So we didn’t have to spend the day watching their QB break contain and extend plays. In fact, he ran for just 7 yards on only 4 carries. Two of those runs were scores, but they were both from inside the five yard line. (DONE)
4) Let’s Have Sacks: As a result of improved pass rush discipline, our Defensive Line was able to post both of our sacks.
DT Jalen Carter notches a sack
OLB Nolan Smith gets a sack
Despite playing with a cast on his hand, DT Jalen Carter (1.0 – 1 – 0 – 0) was able to notch one of them. Not much more than that needs to be said. (DONE)
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This week’s Four Things score was 3 of 4. Normally that would indicate a larger margin of victory, but the Offensive Linewas still shaky today. Next week, we visit the 1 – 1 Chicago Bears, in prime time! (I’m hoping for the all black uniforms.)
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Game Hero: QB Jalen Hurts – He hit nine different receivers in this game, including WR Darius Cooper(3 – 2 – 26 – 13.0 – 1) for the game winning score, with justs nine seconds left in the contest. He ran sparingly (5 – 16 – 3.2 – 0 – 0), and instead carved up the Titans defense, mostly from the pocket.
WR Darius Cooper’s first NFL touchdown, is a game winner
On a day when he was playing behind a shuffled O-Line, lost Saquon on the first snap, and TE Dallas Goedert (2 – 1 – 4 – 2.0 – 0) during the game; Hurts kept a cool head, and guided the Offense past every obstacle. All at once, the Offense’s struggle were evident, but Hurts put on a clinic in how to shoulder past adversity. Proving once again, that when the going gets tough, the tough hands you a fucking loss. Eat a dick, Jeffery Simmons.
Game goat: The Coaching Staff – I’m not sure who’s idea shuffling the line was, but it was bush league. It reeked of amateur hour, and showed just how far Offensive Line Coach Chris Kuper is from Jeff Stoutland. We can bury the narrative that Philadelphia has one of the best O-Lines in the NFL. Our interior is an absolute mess right now.
On The Whole: I said in Four Things that all season long, the Offense was going to be a work in progress. For at least the first eight games, you have to expect some messiness. That said, the Eagles put up three touchdown drives of nine plays or more. Even the two drives where we turned the ball over, were eleven plays or longer. So there’s a stability looking to assert itself, once the players start to master the system.
Defensively, we didn’t generate any turnovers. Again. It’s hard to complain about that too loud, when this same Defense helped us win this game, despite losing the turnover ratio 0:2. However, if the Eagles could win a turnover battle, these final scores might not be so close, so often.
THE mission started as “repeat as champions”, and ended with “For the love of Christ, FIRE Kevin Patullo!” There were fans who weren’t even bummed about the first round playoff loss, because it meant the Eagles were going to finally shit-can the Offensive Coordinator. His ineptitude was wall to wall, and week to week. It was so bad, that when the Eagles hired the completely inexperienced Sean Mannion to replace Patullo, fans were still pumped. Now the Eagles have to prove that it was in fact him and not them. With no idea what expect from Mannion. Buckle up, and try to go a little limp. This IS the Eagles we’re talking about.
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OFFENSE:
QB Jalen Hurts pre-snap.
QB: Jalen Hurts– 16 starts, 1 rest (playoffs) (294/454 – 64.7% – 3224 – 25 – 6) / (105 – 421 – 4.0 – 8 – 8). Not helped by a (since fired) pedestrian offensive coordinator. While, his overall statistics were respectable, week to week his completion percentage could swing as much as 28 points. In 9 of his 16 starts (56%), his arm found the end-zone, just one time or less.
His two biggest assets are his rushing, and the fact that he doesn’t make many mistakes. As a result, the Eagles either win games, or keep them very close. Unfortunately, his rushing yards, carries, and scores this season, were all career lows, since he became the starter.
Tanner McKee – 1 start (24/43 – 55.8% – 274 – 1 – 1) (8 – 8 – 1.0 – 0 – 0) A third year pocket passer with plenty of upside. His only start was an chance to play his way into being a trade target for QB needy teams. He didn’t play well enough for that, and as a result, would be smart to secure a multi-year extension, as the Eagles back-up beyond 2026. (+)
RB: Last year the world spoke of Saquon Barkley (280 – 1140 – 4.0 – 7 – 1 / 50 – 37 – 273 – 7.3 – 2) as if he was washed up. Yet despite all the team’s coaching struggles, and injuries along the o-line, he was still the number 10 rusher in the NFL. Tank Bigsby (58 – 344 – 5.9 – 2 – 0 / 4 – 3 – 32 – 10.7 – 0) ran every carry as if it would be his last, providing an excellent one-two punch with Barkley.
Will Shipley(14 – 49 – 3.5 – 0 – 1 / 12 – 9 – 56 – 6.2 – 0) simply isn’t very productive with the ball in his hands. Barring injury to another player, I expect that he’ll spend a lot of time on the Practice Squad, if he isn’t cut outright. Dameon Pierce spent most of his career on a bad Texans team, that kept using him less and less. He had a cup of coffee with K.C. last season, now he’s here as depth, and to bolster our kick return game. (+)
TE: Dallas Goedert (82 – 60 – 591 – 9.8 – 11) was a redzone nightmare in 2025. On top of which he’s a solid blocker in the run game. Grant Calcaterra (13 – 9 – 76 – 8.4 – 1) is not a very physical player, but he’s a decent receiving option. Johnny Mundt was ostensibly brought over to help the position with another credible blocker. Goedert is very good, but he tends to miss time, and this position is only one player deep. (-)
WR: A.J. Brown (121 – 78 – 1003 – 12.8 – 7) posted his fourth straight year with at least 1,000 receiving yards, and 7 touchdown catches. Real speed, strong hands, and he’s a problem after the catch. Rumor has it that he’ll be traded to the Patriots in June. (I’d rather it’d be Cleveland.) So let’s talk about what the Eagles might look like without him.
WR catches the go-ahead score. (DT Jordan Love would later seal the game.)
DeVonta Smith (113 – 77 – 1008 – 13.0 – 4) is a silky smooth route runner who uncovers quickly, and has reliable hands. He’s very slight of frame, so he can’t be sent over the middle too much. The recent trade and contract extension for Dontayvion Wicks(Packers), has many certain that Brown will be traded soon. Darius Cooper (11 – 9 – 92 – 10.2 – 0) was assignment solid in his rookie season, and is expected to take a big jump this season.
The Eagles added free agents Marquise “Hollywood” Brown and Elijah Moore. Both have loads of starting experience but are smallish targets, inviting the question of whether both will be kept. This is especially true with 6’6 228 Johnny Wilson(a good run blocker), returning from an injury that cost him all of 2025. In addition to Smith, regardless of which four make the roster, this will be an extremely deep position. Even without Brown. (+)
OT: Perennial All-Pro and future Hall of Fame RT Lane Johnson, is coming back for another year. He’ll be 36, and is coming off of a Lisfranc sprain that ended his 2025 season. At LT Jordan Mailata has yet to get a Pro Bowl nod, but is well considered to be among the best at his position.
Swing T Fred Johnson tested free agency, hoping to start elsewhere; but his market kept him in Philadelphia. He’s generally reliable, but he doesn’t always bring his mean-streak, which is likely what’s keeping him a back-up. His presence however, stabilizes this group. Behind him are Cameron Williams and Myles Hinton, a pair of 6th rounders from last year. (+)
OG: Landon Dickerson returns to LG despite rumors that he was going to retire. Injuries dogged him in 2025 and caused him to seek stem cell treatment in the offseason. Interestingly, he had the three years left on his extension reduced to just two. Tyler Steenreturns to RG but lacks the mean streak to stand out there. Especially in the run game. This group fell off in 2025, and a bounce-back can’t just be assumed. It needs to be seen first.
Both Drew Kendalland Willie Lampkin can also play the pivot. Kendall has a single start in his career. Combined, they have played in 7 games, with none of those games being by Lampkin. They are young. Correction, they are Similac young. Dropper feed young. There is versatility here, but no truly experienced depth. (-)
C: Cam Jurgenswas voted to his second consecutive Pro Bowl, but in all truth he kind of sucked in 2025, due to his back. He gutted through it for 14 starts, then was one of two Eagles offensive linemen to receive stem cell treatment in Colombia, during the offseason. It’ll be interesting to see if there’s a resurgence of the Brotherly Shove in 2026, or if the Eagles keep avoiding it, and lend credence to the accusation that it’s an increased injury risk.
Behind Jurgens are Wilie Lampkin, Drew Kendall andJake Majors. The only one of them that’s ever played a snap in a real game, is Kendall with seven games and one start, during week 18. All four players at this position are also listed as Guards, so there is some versatility, but it’s very green. (-)
In A Nutshell: A brand new offensive system, and an Offensive Line that has to prove that it isn’t washed. Otherwise, there are some great pieces here. (-)
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DEFENSE:
DE: Brandon Graham(8 – 3.0 – 0 – 0) is currently still on the roster and listed at this position, despite being used last year as an interior rusher. He played just 113 total snaps in 9 games. Ta’Quon Graham (no relation) comes over as a free agent from Atlanta. He’s already a longshot to make the roster. Many of the players who would normally be listed as an End, are listed by the Eagles as OLB, and will be discussed there. (-)
DT Jordan Davis seals victory by blocking a FG. Then recovering it. Then returning it for a touchdown.
DT: Jalen Carter(33 – 3.0 – 0 – 0) Missed six games last year with shoulder injuries. Don’t let the numbers fool you, he faces double teams consistently, and still manages to be highly disruptive, batting down 7 passes last year. Jordan Davis(72 – 4.5 – 0 – 0) blocked and returned a field goal for a touchdown, and also batted down 6 passes. He had a monster year, where he was likely the most impactful player on the Defense and Special Teams. Which earned him a fat three year extension.
Moro Ojomo (38 – 6.0 – 0 – 0) has been a solid back-up, and will command a boatload of money once his rookie deal is up. Byron Young(37 – 2.5 – 0 – 1) had a nice year and will look to prove that he can be a consistent part of a rotation. Ty Robinson (5 tackles) needs to step his game up. (+)
OLB: (Players in this paragraph play on the Defensive Line.) Jaylx Hunt(52 – 6.5 – 3 – 1) led the team in both sacks (6.5) and interceptions (3) despite just starting 9 games. Nolan Smith (31 – 3 – 0 – 0) had an unremarkable 2025. He’s had big moments, but at 238 pounds he might be too small to rely on, on the line. Joe Tyron-Shoyinka and Arnold Ebiketie are free agents brought in to possibly bolster the pass rush.
Zack Baun(123 – 3.5 – 2 – 1) is an actual off-ball ‘backer. He covers well, plays the run great and is an effective blitzer. Smael Mondon (11 tackles) has to this point been a Special Teamer. He has the physical tools, but he’s deep on the depth chart. (+)
MLB/ILB: Jihaad Campbell(80 – 0.0 – 1 – 1) made enough of an impression as rookie, to render another player expendable, and take over his starting role. Jeremiah Trotter Jr. (32 tackles) is the back-up, in a role that used to belong to his father. He’s not as physical, but has stickier fingers. Chandler Martin and Chance Campbellwere free agents brought in as depth. (+)
S:Andrew Mukuba (46 – 0.5 – 2 – 0) was improving weekly during his rookie season, until he was injured and lost for the season. Marcus Epps (21 tackles) made four starts last season. Epps isn’t a bad player, but he plays to not get beat, instead playing to make the play. So he’s always regarded as “experienced” or “veteran” or “reliable”, but never “good”. Andre Sam is on the roster. Still. (-)
S Andrew Mukuba gets first career interception from that OTHER Kelce’s drop.
CB: Currently the Eagles have 12 players at this position, but I’m only talking about the 6 likely to make the roster. Quinyon “Quinyonamo Bay” Mitchell (45 – 0.0 – 0 – 1) still doesn’t have a regular season interception, but is still very much a shutdown corner. Cooper DeJean(93 – 0.0 – 2 – 0) is possibly the best slot corner in the game. Jakorian Bennett(7 tackles) hardly saw the field, but is “traitsy” and could stick around as depth.
Michael Carter(10 tackles) is a Nickel who might be in line for a position switch. Free agent Tariq Woolen is one of the best man-coverage players in the sport, but he’s had some trouble with allowing immaturity to draw penalties. Jonathan Jones is another free agent addition. His age and experience being the key assets in a room loaded with youth. Loaded. (+)
In A Nutshell: Safety is a concern. Otherwise, this unit could ALREADY be better than last year’s. (+)
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SPECIAL TEAMS:
P: Braden Mann(72 – 49.9 – 8 – 20) kicked his way into a shiny new deal of 4 years for 14M$. With 20 punts landing inside the 20 yardline as opposed to touchbacks (8), he really sets the Defense up with a steep advantage. (+)
K Jake Elliott
K: For a second straight year, Jake Elliott(20/27 – 74.0% – 41/42 – 97.6%) has made less than 80% of his field goal attempts. That 74% is glaring, yet the Eagles reworked his contract, instead of cutting him or bringing in a second player. Not sure about the reasoning on this. (-)
In A Nutshell: Mann should take photos with the Defense. Competition needs to be brought in for Elliott. (-)
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BOTTOM LINE:
The Eagles biggest problem, is mostly that they have to demonstrate that they don’t have any big problems. Speculation about them is rampant, but actual evidence of their demise, is sorely lacking. Prediction: 12 – 5
I’VE been sitting this one out, because I find the subject matter silly. However, too many things are going unsaid, in order to help perpetuate a story with no story to it. So I’m weighing in, because an adult perspective is needed.
Since last season, there’s been a non-stop conveyor belt of rumors, regarding the Eagles trading WR A.J. Brown. Much of that has been fueled by Brown’s social media posts, sideline behavior, and post-game interview coyness. So for Brown’s part, he himself has helped feed the rumor mill.
For the Eagles part, (namely General Manager Howie Roseman), the team’s assertion is that Brown is a great player, and you don’t give away great players. Local media and many fans, are saying the Eagles must be tired of Brown’s antics, so surely they want to trade him. (To me that sounds like folks projecting their own frustrations.)
Understand, if a good enough deal comes down the pike, I think Howie jumps on it. We ask for a king’s ransom, and wait to see if the other court has a fool willing to part with it. It’s just smart business. That being said, for my part, I don’t think the Eagles have much real interest in trading Brown, and there are a few reasons for that.
First, I’m pretty sure they want Brown this year. In fact, I’m pretty sure they need him this year. Not just a really good wide receiver. Him. A.J. Brown specifically.
The Eagles have a brand new Offensive Coordinator, in Sean Mannion, whose system has yet to be demonstrated. So opposing defenses have no reason to fear, or even respect it yet. What they do have to respect, are the players we have operating that system.
Due to QB Jalen Hurts past success with Brown, they will generate different coverages than say, second year WR Darius Cooper can. That aspect cannot be replicated quickly or easily. So, Brown’s mere presence will dictate coverages, that help get other receivers open, and loosen the box for both the RB and QB run games.
Starting Mannion off without Brown, is to handicap both Mannion and Hurts. God forbid our Offense stinks, the first thing fans and the media (local and national), will say is “Well maybe if they didn’t get rid of A.J…” Mannion deserves at least one season with Brown.
Second, (and any of you with a background in Sales can vouch for this), the Eagles aren’t pricing Brown to move. When you really want to sell an item, you make the price attractive to as many potential buyers as possible. The Eagles are doing the opposite of that. They’ve made him almost prohibitively expensive, to all but the most niche of purchasers.
Third, the consensus is that the Eagles are waiting until after June 1st, to avoid a 40M$ dead money hit. If that was really their big concern, and Brown were truly so eager to leave, they could simply re-work his deal, like they just did for K Jake Elliottand G Landon Dickerson. They could even sweeten it by adding non-void years for the next team. But they didn’t.
Fourth and finally, if the plan was to play without Brown this year, then we’d want to make sure we brought in a new weapon for Hurts. The sooner the better. The cheaper the better. That means a draft pick. Why wait until after the draft, to get a player that we’ll likely need this season? Does that sound like Howie to you? Not by a damned sight!
If the Eagles are offered an absolute haul, I think they leap at it. That being said, my money is on Brown scoring double digit touchdowns as an Eagle this season.
(Add-on: If we do move on from Brown, I like Draft prospect WR Josh Cameron, as a 4th round pick, or even as a 3rd round reach.)
QB Tanner McKee launches a pass from behind RT Matt Pryor.
WOW. I expected us to lose that game. The Bengals were playing starters; their ownership needed something to bring to their fans; and the Eagles use preseason games strictly as an evaluation tool. Yet, the Bengals are so shitty, none of those things mattered.
Keeping in mind how bad the Bengals are, I don’t want to get too far ahead of myself . Especially in regards to QBTanner McKee (20/25 – 80.0% – 252 – 2 – 0). That being said, DAT BOY GOOD! DAT BOY GOOOOD! Oh! He also scored a rushing touchdown on a 4th down Brotherly Shove. So I in no way, fear handing the keys to this guy, if we have to.
The format of this Four Things Reviewed is different, from the ones that will come out during the season. Keep in mind, this is preseason for me too. So I’m not rolling out the full playbook.
That said, let’s get into it.
The Brotherly Shove is the opening score of the year.
1) Who Plays:There was a question about whether or not any or all of our starters would play. The answer was that the only starter to play, was RG Tyler Steen. While he looked better than the guys around him, I’m not so sure that he has the starting job as sewed up as some people seem to think. No sense in debating about it though. We’ll just see how things play out.
2) Which WR Stands Out:That nod has to go to rookie Darius Cooper (7 – 6 – 82 – 13.6 – 1) he consistently created separation to allow his QB’s to deliver the ball safely, and he kept showing a little wiggle after the catch. I’d be remiss if I didn’t tip my cap to Johnny Wilson(6 – 3 – 73 – 24.3 – 0). I don’t speak very favorably of him in tomorrow’s Eagles evaluation (completed days ago), but in this game, he put his potential on display. If he makes me eat my words, I’ll even spring for a nice wine to pair with them.
3) Who is Patullo On 4th Down: I wanted to see how aggressive Offensive Coordinator Kevin Patullo was on 4th down. Just to get a sense of who he might be, once these games count. Well folks, we faced 4th down a total of 9 times. We went for it on 3 tries (failing once); we kicked 2 field goals; and we punted 4 times. So 5 times he called for the points, and 4 times he called for field position. FYI: Those punts were on 4th and 5, 6, 9, and 13.
DT Ty Robinson on the hunt
4) Defensive Line Pressure: Our back-ups did not get much pressure as a unit, nor did they do a good job of keeping blockers off of the Linebackers. It often looked like the entire Line was trying to rush through a single point in the offensive line. As a result they ended up clumping and doing half of the offensive lines job, for them. More emphasis must be paid to them winning their gap. After that, things will fall in line.
Rookie DTTy Robinson (1 – 1.0 – 0 – 0) recorded a sack and applied some heat on a couple of plays, but he lacks the speed to chase down QB’s from the inside out. Veteran LB/DE Patrick Johnson (0 – 0.0 – 1 – 0) had a sack that was negated by a penalty, but on the very next play, he tipped a pass to himself and turned it into an interception.
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We looked good out there. Especially given that we started out with our back-ups in against their starters. Yet we still went toe-to-toe with them. That’s the sign of a well built team right there. GM Howie Roseman is Jewish Jesus! Oh… wait….
I want to take a moment to discuss the CB competition between Kelee Ringo (3 tackles) and Adore Jackson(3 tackles). Neither played great, but one is coming over to a brand new scheme for him; and the other was juiced for a touchdown with no Safety help in his vicinity, by one of the best WR’s in the sport. Let’s not oversell Tanner, or undersell our Corners. At least not yet.
