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FOUR THINGS REVIEWED: WK 12: PACKERS

Posted by The BEAST on 2022/11/28
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THIS was a vulgar display of power.

EAGLES 40 – Packers 33

EAGLES STATS:

Categories include an EXCLUSIVE weekly Offensive Line Report (Rushing TD’s (6 points) + 3rd downs converted by handoffs (1 point) + sacks allowed (-2 points) = score); as well as Drive Killer (Int – FR – 4th down Tackles – FF – TD).

New Category Ace is for Kick return TD’s, Returners run-down, kicks blocked, etc.

Passing : (S) QB Jalen Hurts (16/28 – 57.1% – 153 – 2 – 0)

Rushing : (S) QB Jalen Hurts (17 – 157 – 9.2 – 0 – 1)

Receiving : (S) WR Devonta Smith (9 – 4 – 50 – 12.5 – 0)

Offensive Line Report/Enforcer : (18 + 3 – 4 = 19 ) C Jason Kelce

Drive Killer : (B) SS Reed Blankenship (1 – 0 – 0 – 0 – 0)

Sack Leader : (S) DT Fletcher Cox (2 – 1.0 – 0 – 0)

Ace : (S) K Jake Elliott ( Two 4th qtr FG’s, one from 54 to ice the game)

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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.

So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: PACKERS did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:

1) Hit Their QB: We hurried him into an early interception, sacked him three times, and knocked his punk ass out of the game. Even before the Packers yanked him, you could see in his eyes that he was finished. (DONE)

2) Miles of Screens: We didn’t throw Screens to RB Miles Sanders (21 – 143 – 6.8 – 2 – 0). He did catch (3 – 3 – 17 – 5.6 – 0) everything thrown his way, while running for a career high 143 yards, but none of it was a Screen pass. This is one place where the technicality works against me, but I’ll own it, because the technicality does not diminish his involvement, nor the statement made by this win. (NOT DONE)

3) Wrap it up, B!: After their first drive we settled in and got this done. The issue this week wasn’t the wrapping up, it was getting guys in the right hole, to meet the ball-carrier. Too often our defenders weren’t getting a shot at the runner, until they were 3 or 4 yards downfield already. Still, on 20 attempts, we gave up just 106 rushing yards on the night.

SS Reed Blankenship lurk in the “Robber” position and breaks on the ball. Between this and his physical style of play, it made me think of Ronnie Lott, after he signed with the Raiders. Not comparing players, just stylistic similarities.

I like the “thump” that SS Reed Blankenship (3 – 0 – 1 – 0) added tonight. There were a couple of downs where I saw OLB Kyzir White (2 – 0 – 0 – 0) try a shoulder tackle instead of a wrap-up, leading to extra yardage for the runner. One of them looked like he was making a business decision near the right sideline. As I said in the Quarter Two Report Card, it may be time to get rookie LB Nakobe Dean some of White’s snaps. (DONE)

4) Deep Down the Middle: Nope. Most of the passing was of the short variety. I think Hurts threw more balls away, than he legitimately attempted as deep passes. (NOT DONE)

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Yet again we finish at 2 of the Four Things, even though it’s really ore like three of them. No matter. Next week we host Tennessee’s rugby team, and get a first-hand look at their attempt to integrate the forward pass into their offense, as well as we have.

WR A.J. Brown demonstrating genuine Toe Drag Swag

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On The Whole:

RB Boston Scott and his bodyguard, LT Jordan Mialata.

It was a vulgar display of power, and I LOVED it. We did it because we wanted to do it, and there was no way for them to stop us. And was I excited? I spent that whole game on the verge of reaching for the hand lotion. (Not really, but you get my point.)

QB Jalen Hurts on his way to running for 157 yards on the day. The most by a QB in Eagles history.

We piled up 363 rushing yards in this game. I’ve been saying that running the ball is our identity, and we shouldn’t get away from that, but DAMN. This game was just us being more physical and looking to impose our will. We’ll need more of that next week.

RB Miles Sanders goes off for a career high 143 rushing yards.

Now my concerns. And I have a few.

I worry about the cumulative damage that all this running puts on Hurts. Not the hits, but the wear and tear. The torsion in his hips, knees, and ankles. I’m remembering last year’s high ankle sprain, as being non-contact. Pocket passers almost never get that injury. If we have a lead, there should never be a designed run called for him.

Defensively, we were consistently out-schemed by the Packers Screen and Pitch game. They did a great job of keeping us off-balance, and we had to wait for penalties, to hand us third downs where we could dictate the action. A well disciplined team won’t give us that chance. A PLAYOFF team won’t give us that.

Special Teams is a joke. Not only are we abysmal at returning all kicks, but now we’re now shit at covering them too. I’d been blaming WR Britain Covey, but today he only fair caught a punt. The rest of the returning was done by RB Boston Scott (3 – 24 – 8.0 – 0 – 0) who’s returning (4 – 91 – 22.7 – 0) was also underwhelming. Yet, returners can’t be blamed for the Packers gashing us for 172 KO return yards.

FOUR THINGS REVIEWED: WK 11: COLTS

Posted by The BEAST on 2022/11/21
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SO much for your fucking “blueprint”.

EAGLES 17 – Colts 16

EAGLES STATS:

Categories include an EXCLUSIVE weekly Offensive Line Report (Rushing TD’s (6 points) + 3rd downs converted by handoffs (1 point) + sacks allowed (-2 points) = score); as well as Drive Killer (Int – FR – 4th down Tackles – FF – TD).

New Category Ace is for Kick return TD’s, Returners run-down, kicks blocked, etc.

Passing : (S) QB Jalen Hurts (18/25 – 72.0% – 190 – 1 – 0)

Rushing : (S) QB Jalen Hurts (15 – 86 – 5.3 – 1 – 1)

Receiving : (S) WR Devonta Smith (9 – 6 – 78 – 13.0 – 0)

Offensive Line Report/Enforcer : (6+ 0 – 6 = 0) C Jason Kelce

Drive Killer : (S) MLB T.J. Edwards (0 – 1 – 0 – 0 – 0)

Sack Leader : (S) DE Brandon Graham (3 – 1.0 – 0 – 0)

Ace : N/A

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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.

So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: Colts did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:

QB Jalen Hurts with THE DAGGER!

1) Run the Ball: I established at the beginning of the season that “Run the ball” means “hand it off”. That has to be clarified with a QB like Hurts. His running isn’t always a called run by the coaching staff. In fact, it rarely is. So our commitment to running can’t be determined by his carries, regardless of how many he has in a game.

That said, Hurts carried the ball 16 times today. The three RB’s on the roster combined for just 17. Starting RB Miles Sanders (13 – 47 – 3.6 – 0 – 0) had all of 5 carries in the first half, and was frequently subbed out for lesser players, who keep proving that. We made our bones running the ball. It’s our identity. Getting away from it is the primary reason why it keeps looking like the Eagles have forgotten how to play offense. (NOT DONE)

2) Drop’em!: Little bit of irony on this one, but we’ll take it. Our Defense had a bad opening drive, where the Colts rushed for 50 yards, on a 75 yard drive for their touchdown. Singular. They ran for 99 yards on the day, again with 50 of it on that first drive.

We got punched in the face, tightened our chinstraps, and went back in. Face first. You see the final score, right? We put players down and weren’t having all that pile pushing nonsense. At one point the Colts thought they had a pile moving, but we held the ball carrier up and FS Marcus Epps (5 – 0 – 0 – 0) clawed the ball out of his hand, and Edwards recovered. But we didn’t spend the game doing that! (DONE)

WR Quez Watkins goes in for six!

3) Open up the Passing Game: Without TE Dallas Goedert here to catch half a dozen TE Screens, the ball had to be distributed differently this week. That 22 yard TD to WR Quez Watkins (2 – 2 – 31 – 15.5 – 1), across the deep middle was exactly the sort of attempt that we need to see on a weekly.

Better still Smith, wasn’t running a bunch of six yard routes, which helped create room for Hurts to take off. Shallow routes stymie the run game by keeping defenders close to the line of scrimmage. Run those turkeys off! We did a great job of that this week with the route running alone. The completions were icing on the cake. (DONE)

4) Get Heat On Matty Ice: We got 4 sacks on him, but we really didn’t seem to rattle him much. The ball was where it needed to be, when it needed to be there. Honestly, to look at him, to look at his eyes (check it out if you catch a re-broadcast), I don’t think there was much we could have done to rattle him.

I think his benching a couple weeks ago, shook him harder than any sack ever could. As a former player, I should have taken that into consideration. Calling for us to rattle him, was a lost cause in the first place. Like frequent reader Andrea, he’s an Exton product. We were never going to shake him. (NOT DONE)

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This week we got 2 of the Four Things, and walked out of Indy with a GUARANTEED WINNING RECORD for the 2022 season. Now we get to “welcome” Green Bay to the Linc, in prime-time, to see if they want to contribute to our pile of W’s.

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On The Whole:

DE Brandon Graham checks for bullshit flags.

ONCE AGAIN, THE NFL’S NUMBER ONE TEAM, AT 9 – 1!

How ‘bout them Cowboys! Doing something useful for a change, and dropping Minnesota to 8 – 2, for us. That gives us not only the head-to-head tie-breaker over Minny, but a one game margin of error at the head of the Conference.

New York being literally run over for an ‘L’ of their own, makes them and Dallas both 7 – 3, and gives us a TWO game margin of error in the Division. This means rooting for the giants to beat the Cowboys on Turkey Day, to ruin a Dallas sweep and dampen any tie-breaker advantage. Big picture, folks!

Now back to THIS game itself!

DT’s Ndamukong Suh and Linval Joseph combine for a sack in their first game as Eagles.

First of all, hats off to Defensive Line Coach Tracy Rocker for integrating DT’s Ndamukong Suh (2 – 0.5 – 0 – 0) and Linval Joseph (4 – 0.5 – 0 – 0) in less than a week. Hell, Joseph even started this game. We gave up 152 rushing yards on Monday. We gave up just 99 six days later.

But enough handjobs and high-fives. I have few serious gripes. There was entirely too much of the Eagles trying to be cute, and giving carries to a couple of RB’s who don’t break tackles. Hurts picked up a game deciding first down on 4th and 2, late in the 4th quarter, but the handoff to RB Boston Scott (2 – 4 – 2.0 – 0 – 0) on the prior 3rd and 4, was a bad call. That’s a down for a franchise QB, not a back-up RB.

Also on Hurts fumble, why was Sanders blocking DE Yannick Ngakoue (3 – 1.5 – 0 – 0) one-on one? On a down like that either a better protecting need to be called or Hurts has to get that ball out of his hand immediately.

FOUR THINGS REVIEWED: WK 9: TEXANS

Posted by The BEAST on 2022/11/06
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BEING 8 – 0 is something to celebrate!

NOTE: I delayed putting this out, because I knew that no one would give a wet shit about it, until the World Series was decided this weekend. Well now we know how it worked out, and while I would like to thank the Phillies for a great ride, I also would like to say @#$! Astros *&%$)( umpire @#!^%$ inconsistent strike zones &^%$# scum bag #$$*^ #%$(@-) cheating pitchers ***$%#B@ a German shepherd’s balls, with a *&^$#@(& until CPR is needed!

That having been said…

RB Miles Sanders celebrates his sixth score of the year.

EAGLES 29 – Texans 17

EAGLES STATS:

Categories include an EXCLUSIVE weekly Offensive Line Report (Rushing TD’s (6 points) + 3rd downs converted by handoffs (1 point) + sacks allowed (-2 points) = score); as well as Drive Killer (Int – FR – 4th down Tackles – FF – TD).

New Category Ace is for Kick return TD’s, Returners run-down, kicks blocked, etc.

Passing :(S) QB Jalen Hurts (21/27 – 77.7% – 243 – 2 – 0)

Rushing : (S) RB Miles Sanders (17 – 93 – 5.4 – 1 – 0)

Receiving : (S) TE Dallas Goedert (9 – 8 – 100 – 12.5 – 1)

Offensive Line Report/Enforcer : (12 + 1 – 4 = 9) C Jason Kelce

Drive Killer : (S) CB James Bradberry (1 – 0 – 0 – 0 – 0)

Sack Leader : (S) DT Javon Hargrave (6 – 3.0 – 0 – 0)

Ace : NA

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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.

So how much of what I mentioned in  Four Things: TEXANS did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:

1) Run the Damned Ball: The Eagles very first play from scrimmage had Hurts in the Shotgun, with an empty backfield. Right from the jump, I’m thinking “Ah fuck! Here we go again.” All game long there were just 22 hand-offs for 120 yards (5.4ypc). We left yardage and points on the table, in this game. (NOT DONE)

DE Robert Quinn runs the Texan QB, right into the arms of DT Javon Hargrave.

2) Start Basic: We came out in a 4 – 3 Under, and players were constantly in their run fits. There was a clear demonstration of players understanding the scheme, the point of the scheme, and their role within it. The problem was, our interior defensive line stuck to blocks like whatever substance the Astro’s pitchers use on their hands. (Let’s not go there? Oh no, I’m going there! I’m going RIGHT there! Better team my ass! Not only am I going there, I’m buying land there, to build a towering monument to my having gone there!)

The loss of DT Jordan Davis (I.R.) was felt big-time, while the Texans were committed to the run. However, once it was time to rush the passer, Hargrave was totally in his element. Not only did we get sacks, but the pass rush helped to create two interceptions. One went to SS Chauncey Gardner-Johnson (2 – 0 – 1 – 0), for his NFL leading 5th. The other stole was a stolen touchdown pass by Bradberry. (DONE)

3) Make Tackles: Nope! Nope! Nuh-uh! The tackling was horrid in this game. It’s been spotty in a few games, but this one gave offensive life to a team that shouldn’t have had a pulse at all. (NOT DONE)

4) Slot Their Throats: Early in the game WR Quez Watkins (2 – 2 – 25 – 12.5 – 0) grabbed a key 23 yarder on 3rd and 6. Later on, WR A.J. Brown (6 – 4 – 59 – 14.7 – 1) lined up in the right Slot, and ran a smooth route to paydirt, on a 17 yard strike. WR Devonta Smith (2 – 2 – 22 – 11.0 – 0) grabbed himself a nice 22 yard pass after crossing the hash marks.

TE Dallas Goedert adds six points, to put the game out of reach.

Though the TE position was the star of the passing game, the WR’s did see significant action from the Slot, on the combined 10 attempts that the big three saw, all game long. (DONE)

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That’s 2 of the Four Things, done. Now the team gets a long rest, before we try to sweep the Washington Commanders.

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On The Whole:

Seems that every other publication has made a big deal of the Texans rookie RB. Whatever. He seemed pretty damned pedestrian, to me. He ran hard and collected what was in front of his pads, but he’s far from dynamic. Hell, they didn’t even try to throw him a pass. Honestly, I don’t believe I’ve never seen 139 rushing yards factor less in a game.

I also want to make a point that everyone else is ignoring. The Texans top two WR’s didn’t play in this game. On the surface that sounds like advantage Eagles, but really, especially on a short week, it means that the Eagles had no book on the receivers they were facing. This is probably why we played so much off-coverage early on.

CB James Bradberry grabs a red zone interception to ice the game.

On Offense the Eagles came out almost sleepwalking. On our first drive, you could practically see the players yawning between downs. Most of the half saw the Eagles executing fine, but mostly with no sense of urgency. With the game knotted up 14 to 14, Eagles K Jake Elliott (0/1, 3/3) missed a 54 yarder, that would given us the lead.

Blowing that opportunity, seemed to jar everyone to full awareness, and the second half was a businesslike, 15 – 3 close-out. 

FOUR THINGS: WK 9: EAGLES – TEXANS

Posted by The BEAST on 2022/11/01
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WITH the series tied at one game apie- Oh sorry. Wrong Houston team.

Congratulations to the Eagles Offense. They beat the charges! The judge ruled that what QB Jalen Hurts and WR A.J. Brown did to the Steelers, was “self-defense”. Most of the people in attendance testified to that. The rest of them kept quiet, because they knew what was good for them. Then we all went out for beers.

Now onto Houston! This is a short week, folks. Despite their 1 – 5 – 1 record, keep in mind, this is still an NFL team. So we can’t take them lightly. Because on any given Sunday, any team is capable of- Baahahahahaha! Just kidding! We’re going 8 – 0.

The Texans simply don’t have the tools to win this game. Also, due to massaging the facts about their level of involvement in “possibly” covering-up a certain player’s behavior, they lack the Karma for their prayers to go anywhere but straight to voice-mail. Have you been watching their games this year? Jesus is leaving them on “read”. So there won’t be any miracles. (Plus their baseball team is dirty,)

A win here puts us at 8 – 0, and clearly at the head of the NFL’s table, as it’s only undefeated team. A loss would make us 7 – 1, but that would still have us at the top of the NFC, since we’d have one more win than Minnesota (6 – 1). Even if they won their upcoming game on Sunday, they’d be 7 – 1 and lose the tie-breaker, as their only loss came vs the Eagles.

As for bragging rights about the NFL’s best… It’s nice to say, but it won’t really carry much weight until after we win the Super Bowl. Even if both the Eagles and Bills were 7 – 1, the argument over who was “best” wouldn’t be worth being baited into.

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The point of Four Things isn’t to predict a winner, it’s to discuss which tactics would give our Eagles the best chance to win this game. So here are the Four Things that we need to focus on this week, versus the: Texans

1) Run the Damned Ball: This game should be a showcase for RB Miles Sanders. I’m talking 20 – 29 carries. The Texans just lost a game in which they gave up 314 rushing yards. In that game there were 40 hand-offs, to just 10 pass attempts. Not completions. ATTEMPTS. Even when they knew what was coming, the Texans couldn’t stop it. Part of that their 4 – 3 front lacks size, and the other part is a lack of talent.

2) Start Basic: There isn’t much time to game plan for this one, so all the fancy stuff has to go out the window. Let’s whittle it down to a few things we know. A) Their QB can’t run; B) Their WR’s will have a hard time getting open; C) Their RB isn’t the least bit scary or special.
So trot out a basic 4 – 3 Under front. At least in the first half.

Use the four linemen (Blue dots) to control the gaps, so that we clog or severely slow the Texans run game. Get OLB Hasaan Reddick (Yellow S) on frequent blitzes of the front side. We want their QB to see the rush approaching. That should force the ball out of his hand early. If that happens enough, all we need to do is add defenders for instant turnovers.

3) Make Tackles: It’s a short week. Both teams played on Sunday. Each will come out with the usual energy, and by mid-second quarter, everyone will be tired. Tired football leads to sloppy football, and sloppy football has a way of leading to broken plays,which lead to upsets. Do the small things.

If I could give the players a quick pep talk, it would go like this: Know your group assignments. Communicate. Know your gap assignments. Communicate. Don’t pick this week to start freelancing! Bring your arms to every tackle. LEAD with your arms on every tackle! Don’t celebrate tackles, unless it was 4th down.

4) Slot Their Throats: I often suggest using WR Quez Watkins in different ways, because most teams with a guy as fast as he is, have that guy as their #1 or #2. He’s our #3 which gives us an insane amount of flexibility if we want it. This week we should put him on the outside and play WR Devonta Smith in the Slot.

The idea is make one move, to exploit two weaknesses. They have CB Steven Nelson out there. He was a decent for us last year, but the knock on him, is that he lacks top-end speed. Watkins isn’t just top-end fast, he’s upper echelon fast. If you see Watkins line-up with butter in his hand, it means toast is on the way.

Devonta is a silky-smooth route runner. The Texans lack the depth in their secondary to cover him short. Even worse, they don’t have a LB who can stay in the camera frame with him, if he runs a five yard Out. Just flip-flipping two guys stresses the Texans’ secondary deep and intermediate, and should give QB Jalen Hurts quick targets.

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If the Eagles do these Four Things, then we’ll be virtually impossible to beat. That being said…

This is a short week. I keep saying that, to drive the point home. Everything in this Four Things is designed to create immediate problems for the Texans. Do basic things like tackle and control the clock with the run. Force early turnovers, and overwhelm them with quick wide open passes.

Ideally, we’d get up 24 – 3, and QB Gardner Minshew would be put in, to take us the rest of the way. Even if it’s before the half. WE DON’T HAVE ANOTHER BYE WEEK!

We haven’t had full time to recover from Sunday, and any nick or scrape we get Thursday, just carries forward. So get up big, rest the starters, and get then the eleven days of rest, between this game and Washington. We need that sweep.

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Prediction: EAGLES 28 – Texans 10

WARNING: I don’t have the faintest clue as to what a point spread is, and I know even less about how it works. I know football and that’s IT. If you use Four Things as a gambling tool, you are trying to lose your money, and will deserve it when you do.

Check back in a couple of days for Four Things Reviewed, and we’ll discuss how this game went.

FOUR THINGS REVIEWED: WK 8: STEELERS

Posted by The BEAST on 2022/10/31
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UNDEFEATED. Still.

EAGLES 35 – Steelers 13

EAGLES STATS:

Categories include an EXCLUSIVE weekly Offensive Line Report (Rushing TD’s (6 points) + 3rd downs converted by handoffs (1 point) + sacks allowed (-2 points) = score); as well as Drive Killer (Int – FR – 4th down Tackles – FF – TD).

New Category Ace is for Kick return TD’s, Returners run-down, kicks blocked, etc.

Passing : (S) QB Jalen Hurts (19/28 – 67.8% – 285 – 4 – 0)

Rushing : (S) RB Miles Sanders (9 – 78 – 8.6 – 1 – 0)

Receiving :(S) WR A.J. Brown (11 – 6 – 156 – 26.0 – 3)

Offensive Line Report/Enforcer : (1 + 2 – 3 = 2) / (S) C Jason Kelce

Drive Killer : (S) DT Javon Hargrave (0 – 0 – 0 – 1 – 0)

Sack Leader : (S) DT Javon Hargrave (6 – 2.0 – 0 – 1)

Ace : (B) CB Zech MacPhearson punt downed at the 1 yard line.

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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.

So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: STEELERS did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:

1) Divide and Conquer: Mixed bag on this one. We started out just rushing four, but we didn’t give their rookie QB any looks to figure out, so at no point did he ever seem, confused or unsure of where he wanted to go with the ball. We also didn’t blitz a lot more in the second half. (NOT DONE)

DT Javon Hargrave forces a fumble on one of his two sacks

2) Suffocate the Run: Their RB’s combined for (14 – 82 – 5.8 – 0 – 0), which looks good on paper, but was shaky in terms of how reliable it was. And that was exactly the goal. Pittsburgh couldn’t rely on the run game, and so had to put all the pressure on their passing game. The result was an early touchdown (on a 4th down trick play), and two field goals. (DONE)

3) Win the Phonebooth: The Eagles handed the ball off all of 10 times, before RB Boston Scott (7 – 21 – 3.0 – 0 – 0) was inserted to run out the fourth quarter. There were all of FOUR rushing attempts in the first half. It worked this week, but this is not usually a reliable way to win ball games. (NOT DONE)

4) Give Minka Fits: AND HOW! Do you realize that Steelers FS Minka Fitzpatrick (5 – 0 – 0 – 0) was in the vicinity of ALL FOUR passing touchdowns today. I figured that running a receiver at him, would take him out of the play. The Eagles said “Hold my beer”, ran a receiver at him AND scored at will on him. Also creating plenty of space underneath, which was the point.

There were FOUR touchdowns thrown in this game and (39) Fitzpatrick was a victim on ALL OF THEM.

For anyone who didn’t read Four Things: Steelers, those touchdowns may have been fun to watch. As the guy who wrote it, even though I’m an Eagles fan, it leaves me shook. If the Eagles can do that to a guy like Fitzpatrick, what CAN’T they do? (DONE)

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This puts us at 2 of the Four Things, as we rush ahead into a short week, to play on Thursday night, vs the Houston Texans. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the week for Philadelphia to beat Houston’s ASS in all forms.

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On The Whole:

This week I’d said that: We needed to send the NFL a wake-up call. We’re undefeated, and have won multiple ways. We aren’t part of the 2022 conversation. We ARE the 2022 conversation. The league needs to see us put on an execution. A slow, deliberate, methodical dismantling of an opponent. One where no one talks about a lucky bounce, or missed call, or some other fluke being the difference.

This was that game. Now onto 8 – 0. Houston, this is going to be a shitty week for you.

FOUR THINGS: WK 8: EAGLES – STEELERS

Posted by The BEAST on 2022/10/28
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WATCHING SS Chauncey Gardner-Johnson literally snatch the last game away from the Cowboys, made it known to the world exactly why the 6 – 0 Eagles, are the king of the fucking mountain. This week the NFL feeds sheep to lion (yet again), as they serve Philadelphia a shaky rookie QB.

Even worse, the game is here in Philadelphia. Philly is a tough, frenetic place to play even under normal circumstances, but now? NOW?? This city is in the grip of Championship Mania, as the Phillies begin a best of seven World Series push, this very night. Everyone and everything in this city, is thrumming with energy. You can get an electric shock from touching asphalt here. Throwing this rookie out there on Sunday… That poor kid has no chance. None. None at all.

A win of course, keeps the Eagles at the head of the table, as the NFL’s only undefeated team. Coupled with a loss from the giants, a win would open up our lead in the division. A loss coupled with a giants win, would put them in first place, due to one extra win, because they didn’t have a bye yet.

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The point of Four Things isn’t to predict a winner, it’s to discuss which tactics would give our Eagles the best chance to win this game. So here are the Four Things that we need to focus on this week, versus the: Steelers.

1) Divide and Conquer: This game needs to be the tale of two halves. The first half spent mostly rushing four, and giving the Steelers QB confusing coverage looks. Rush four to not over-commit our LB’s, so they can take away the run, and put the game on the QB’s shoulders. Give him different coverage looks, so that he doesn’t trust his eyes. Especially early in the down.

In the second half rush five, and play aggressive man coverage. Fake some looks that we gave him in the first half, so that he thinks he knows what he’s seeing, then make plays on the ball. Don’t just blitz his body. Blitzkrieg his mind. This week we chambered another round,

when we added DE Robert Quinn to the roster, via trade with Chicago. We’ll be looking to either pick off the QB himself, or his passes.

2) Suffocate the Run: Engage the Steelers at the line of scrimmage, and bottle up the run early. Their leading rusher averages just 3.3 yards per carry, and twenty percent of their offense runs through him. We don’t need to shut him down, just make him unreliable. Keep our LB’s clean, and their run game should taper off.

The Steelers haven’t invested much draft or development capital in their offensive line, and it shows up in their run game (3.3) and pass protection. Left to right, in terms of talent, they trot out a 4th rounder, 4th rounder, two free agents, and a 3rd rounder. Across from them: DE Brandon Graham 1st rounder, DT Fletcher Cox 1st rounder, DT Jordan Davis 1st rounder, DE Josh Sweat 3rd rounder.

3) Win the Phonebooth: The Steelers run a 3 – 4 that’s an actual 3 – 4. Their OLB’s are not DE’s playing a glorified 5 – 2. Their OLB’s can actually play in space, so there will be no gimme routes to TE’s or RB’s. It will probably not be easy for QB Jalen Hurts to bootleg into big plays. So we’ll have to come at this one a little bit differently.

Drop our 300 pound G’s, repeatedly in the laps of their 240 pound ILB’s. Make it a physical game. Make it a fistfight in a phonebooth. Run the ball straight ahead, and just beat the hell out of them. Maul them. Harass them. Wear them down. Wear them out. Put the dogs on them. Leave nothing left of them for the second half. Then once they’re tired and stiff from resting during half-time, do it again in the second half.

4) Give Minka Fits: Line up WR Quez Watkins in the Slot, and have him run directly wherever FS Minka Fitzpatrick is. Keep one of their most important players where he can’t influence the game. Blow the top off their defense, and create room to work underneath of it.

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If the Eagles do these Four Things, then we’ll be virtually impossible to beat. That being said…

This game shouldn’t be about big splashy plays. We’re facing a team with an old reputation of being hard-nosed, no nonsense, and blue-collar. Usually as a Pennsylvanian, I’m proud to share those traits with the former Steagles. However, this week is Cross-state Rivalry Week. Order must be maintained. 

Also, we need to send the NFL a wake-up call. We’re undefeated, and have won multiple ways. We aren’t part of the 2022 conversation. We ARE the 2022 conversation. The league needs to see us put on an execution. A slow, deliberate, methodical dismantling of an opponent. One where no one talks about a lucky bounce, or missed call, or some other fluke being the difference.

It’s high time we made it clear, that WE, are the king of this fucking mountain.

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Prediction: EAGLES 28 – Steelers 13

WARNING: I don’t have the faintest clue as to what a point spread is, and I know even less about how it works. I know football and that’s IT. If you use Four Things as a gambling tool, you are trying to lose your money, and will deserve it when you do.

Check back in a couple of days for Four Things Reviewed, and we’ll discuss how this game went.

FOUR THINGS: WK 6: EAGLES – COWBOYS

Posted by The BEAST on 2022/10/14
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UNDEFEATED. Still! We overcame adversity in the desert, snatching 139 rushing yards from a team that was only giving up 87 per game. This week we get a division rival that has given up 117 rushing yards per game, while only facing bottom feeder offenses.

They lean on their defense, which features a voracious pass rush, which was fortunate enough to face FOUR struggling offensive lines (and lost to one of them). Our Offensive Line, led by RT Lane Johnson, C Jason Kelce, and LT Jordan Mailata, is not struggling. Our Line is physical and dominant.

We’re told that styles make fights? Well, ding…ding.

A win raises us to 6 – 0, and keeps us at the head of the NFL table. With our opponent being 4 – 1, they are currently one game behind our 5 – 0. A win here opens up our lead in the East, putting distance between the two teams. A loss pulls us even record-wise, but would give them the lead in the East, by head-to-head tie-breaker.

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The point of Four Things isn’t to predict a winner, it’s to discuss which tactics would give our Eagles the best chance to win this game. So here are the Four Things that we need to focus on this week, versus the: Cowboys

1) Score points: There’s a stat that says the Cowboys defense hasn’t allowed any opponent three touchdowns in any game this season. That’s 100% true. However, a lot of context is left out of that. Every team they’ve faced, already has trouble scoring three touchdowns in ANY game.

I’m fond of saying that the Universe’s favorite flavor of justice, is irony. So since we’re talking about not being able to score three touchdowns, the Cowboys offense is also in that club this season. Our Eagles on the other hand, have done it EVERY WEEK, except last week. Three touchdowns should put this game out of the Cowboys reach.

2) Drop the Mic(ah): Getting TE Dallas Goedert some quick, short passes would make the day super easy for QB Jalen Hurts. The Cowboys almost exclusively use OLB Micah Parsons as a pass rusher off the edge. So when he rushes forward, there’s going to be a vacated area right behind where he was lined up. That vacated area is where Goedert needs to camp out. So either Goedert gets to feast, or Parsons has to cover.

Just some quick short passes, where Goedert can quickly turn upfield for an extra 4 yards or more. Eventually their secondary will load the box to stop the run, and those short passes. Whenever that happens, Goedert can chip Parsons, to give Hurts time to take advantage of one-on ones-on the outside, or WR Quez Watkins down the hash.

3) Stay At Home: Same as most weeks. Just get DE’s Brandon Graham and Josh Sweat to set hard edges against the run. With RB Ezekiel Elliott no longer being very explosive, and RB Tony Pollard needing a build-up to break tackles; the easiest way to contain the Cowboys run game, is to bottle it up behind their line. The idea is to take away the run early, and put the game on QB Cooper Rush’s shoulders.

4) Rush Rush: The left side of the Cowboys offensive line is a car wreck. C Tyler Biadasz is no Travis Frederick. G Connor McGovern is the guy they passed over, to sign and start what’s left of Jason Peters, who will apparently put on red pumps and work that corner, for anyone who offers league minimum. But with Peters injured (show of hands if you’re surprised), the Cowboys now have to start the guy they said “Naw” to. At LT is penalty king Tyler Smith.

The game here is simple. DT’s Jordan Davis and Javon Hargrave help collapse the left side of the line, and make Rush reset his feet. He’s smart, and knows where he’s going with the ball, due to his familiarity with the system. So don’t waste time trying to trick him or fool him. Instead, make it about the physical limitations that kept him from getting drafted. His lack of arm strength, foot speed, and needing plays to run on schedule.

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If the Eagles do these Four Things, then we’ll be virtually impossible to beat. That being said…

The Bengals scoring offense, ranked (17th) is the highest ranked scoring offense that the Cowboys have faced. The Eagles have faced Detroit (3rd), Minnesota (12th) and Jacksonville (15th). The Cowboys average 18.6 points per game. We average 27.0 and have yet to score fewer than 20. They’ve reached 24 points once this season. We put up 24 points in a quarter. Twice so far.

The Cowboys are an over-hyped defense, coupled with an over-hyped QB, that have both had tons of mediocrity somehow omitted from their stories. Let me contextualize this Cowboys defense, and their “amazing”pass rush. Four of the five teams they’ve faced, have deep offensive line problems:

* Tampa Bay lost two starters to I.R. during the preseason and one more during the first game vs the Cowboys.

*Washington’s C and one of their G’s (who is also their back-up C), are on I.R.

*The Bengals troubles go back to last season, and their offseason answers (one of which is former Cowboy La’el Collins) have blown up on the launch pad.

*The Rams have both of their G’s on I.R. and their C is gutting out a foot injury. It’s why they’ve given up 21 sacks and average just 62 rushing yards per game. (Perspective: We average 160.0)

The Cowboys offense has scored all of 7 touchdowns in five games. Sorry, that’s 7 touchdowns in four games. (Tampa Bay held them to a single field goal.) Despite those facts, everywhere you look, there’s more praise for their QB because he’s 4 – 0 this season.

We’ve seen adversity and they’ve been handed roll-over games. Yet the media wants to talk like this is a meeting of two evenly matched teams?! Naw. You gotta miss me with that trash.

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Prediction: EAGLES 28 – Cowboys 16

WARNING: I don’t have the faintest clue as to what a point spread is, and I know even less about how it works. I know football and that’s IT. If you use Four Things as a gambling tool, you are trying to lose your money, and will deserve it when you do.

Check back in a couple of days for Four Things Reviewed, and we’ll discuss how this game went.

FOUR THINGS REVIEWED: WK 5: CARDINALS

Posted by The BEAST on 2022/10/10
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TE Dallas Goedert signals FIRST DOWN!

PHILADELPHIA declared open season on Cardinals, this week!

EAGLES 20 – Cardinals 17

EAGLES STATS:

Categories include an EXCLUSIVE weekly Offensive Line Report (Rushing TD’s (6 points) + 3rd downs converted by handoffs (1 point) + sacks allowed (-2 points) = score); as well as Drive Killer (Int – FR – 4th down Tackles – FF – TD).

New Category Ace is for Kick return TD’s, Returners run-down, kicks blocked, etc.

Passing : (S) QB Jalen Hurts (26/36 – 72.2% – 239 – 0 – 0)

Rushing : (S) QB Jalen Hurts (15 – 61 – 4.0 – 2 – 0)

Receiving :(S) TE Dallas Goedert (9 – 8 – 95 – 11.8 – 0)

Offensive Line Report/Enforcer : (2 + 1 – 2 = 9) / C Jason Kelce

Drive Killer : (S) SS Chauncey Gardener-Johnson (1 – 0 – 0 – 0 – 0.)

Sack Leader : (S) OLB Hasaan Reddick (1 – 1.0 – 0 – 0)

Ace : K Cameron Dicker (Filling in this week. 2/2 FG’s including the game winner)

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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.

So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: Cardinals did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:

SS Chauncey Gardener-Johnson gets his first pick as an Eagle

1) Fence Him In: We started out doing this, and it helped us to control the pace of the game. The Cardinals however, decided to start taking advantage of all the off-coverage we were playing, and everything fell apart form there. Too often their QB would take the snap, turn, and fire the ball. We didn’t make him hold the ball. We didn’t make him read. He completed 66% of his passes, and most of them were gimmies. (NOT DONE)

2) Tackle Securely: Tackling started out good, but it got worse as the game wore on. No. That’s not it. Actually, it seemed as if having to tackle 230 pound RB James Conner (9 – 55 – 6.1 – 0 – 0 ), took some of the starch out of the Eagles. Nobody on the Defense seemed to want to bang bodies. Interesting. (NOT DONE)

3) Throw the Ball: We had 36 pass attempts to just 18 hand-offs. So yes, we threw the ball. Unfortunately, so much of it was on Screen passes. I mean, a Screen to Devonta Smith (11 – 10 – 87 – 8.7 – 0) on 2nd and 20? What the fuck for?! Never mind. Never mind. That said, with passes being 66% of our play selection this week, it’s impossible to not rate this as (DONE)

4) Read-Option Early: We showed it early, which was what I suggested. Sadly though, when you run the QB as often as you hand it off, opponents stop buying the Read-Option and play-action. We got away with it this week, but don’t expect that from every opponent. (DONE)

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K Cameron Dicker hits game winner whilst filling in for injured K Jake Elliott.

This week we did 2 of the Four Things, and fittingly, barely eeked out a win, off the toe of a substitute Kicker. (The smell of mimeograph ink, hung practically hung in the air.) Next week we take on the division’s second place team: the Dallas Cowboys.

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On The Whole:

Yet again the Eagles couldn’t put together two halves of a football game. For the fourth game in a row, the Offense just stalled out in the second half. I know everyone wants to heap a ton of praise on Jalen Hurts, but he has yet to play an entire football game, at a high level this year.

QB Jalen Hurts led the team in rushing again

When the Eagles went to a ground based attack on their final drive, it proved very effective. We ran 17 plays, with the 13 of those being runs. The 3 passes? A completion for -2 yards, another for 16 yards, and an incompletion. All of which culminated in the game winning field goal.

The Defense is very active, aggressive, and generally well-disciplined. We have an extremely assignment sound unit here. What our Defense isn’t, is tough. It’s not physical. There’s a lot of swagger, but nothing that teams fear coming in. That showed today with the way they attempted to run Conner at us, despite knowing that he’s fragile.

In any case, the Eagles ended the day 5 – 0. Which was the point.

FOUR THINGS REVIEWED: WK 4: JAGUARS

Posted by The BEAST on 2022/10/03
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HASSAN, CHOP!!!

EAGLES 29 – Jaguars 21

EAGLES STATS:

Categories include an EXCLUSIVE weekly Offensive Line Report (Rushing TD’s (6 points) + 3rd downs converted by handoffs (1 point) + sacks allowed (-2 points) = score); as well as Drive Killer (Int – FR – 4th down Tackles – FF – TD).

New Category Ace is for Kick return TD’s, Returners run-down, kicks blocked, etc.

Passing : (S) QB Jalen Hurts (16/25 – 64.0% – 204 – 0 – 1)

Rushing : (S) RB Miles Sanders (27 – 134 – 4.9 – 2 – 0)

Receiving :(S) WR A.J. Brown (7 – 5 – 95 – 19.0 – 0)

Offensive Line Report/Enforcer : (4 + 1 – 2 = 21) / (S) C Jason Kelce

Drive Killer : (S) OLB Hassan Reddick (0 – 2 – 0 – 2 – 0)

Sack Leader : (S) OLB Hassan Reddick (4 – 2.0 – 0 – 2)

Ace : (S) K Jake Elliott (Nominated for an Oscar after roughing penalty)

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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.

So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: Jaguars did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:

Look at the receivers hands! Ouch!

1) Man Up: Despite injuries, to CB Darius Slay (no stats) and NB Avonte Maddox (DNP), the Eagles Secondary stayed in the faces of Jacksonville’s receivers. QB Trevor Lawrence (11/23 – 47.8% – 174 – 2 – 1) didn’t have anywhere quick to deliver the ball, so he had to hold onto it. That gave time for Eagles defenders to harass him, sacking him 3 times, and getting him to lose 4 fumbles. That’s not a typo. FOUR fumbles.

As a result of the coverage, the QB was forced into 5 turnovers, and their 72M$ Slot WR Christian Kirk (9 – 2 – 60 – 30.0 – 0) was exposed as an overpriced sham. On one play Lawrence stared down Kirk, and CB James Bradberry (2 – 0.0 – 1 – 0) flashed in between them, snatching the ball out of the air, in absolute defiance of the wet conditions. (DONE)

2) Box Them In: When I wrote this, I didn’t think condition would be as wet as they ended up being, so this worked so much better than I expected it to. Their RB’s were held to 16 yards on 16 carries (3.8 ypc). They had some early success down the middle, but once cleats started to chop up the ground, things settled down.

Let me explain “chop”. Early on, the field is whole and the grass can be slick. However, with each possession, the ground gets a little more torn (chopped) up. So you can put your feet in the chop, and get more purchase as the game goes on. Their interior o-line isn’t as strong as our DT’s, so when the slick grass was gone, the advantage that they had at the snap, evaporated. We did a better job of understand the ground. (DONE)

3) The Kerrigan Plan: We started out working it, and it helped us get back into the game, as TE Dallas Goedert (6 – 5 – 72 – 14.4 – 0) caught several balls in the Flat or on TE Screens. RB Miles Sanders (3 – 2 – 22 – 11.0 – 0) caught balls in the same area. As conditions grew worse though, the emphasis was wisely shifted to the run.

Interestingly, QB Jalen Hurts threw three passes to WR A.J. Brown. It was the same route off the right side, essentially a Post route, right under the Safety. They completed all three times for good yardage, but I started to think they were going to that well to often. That however, was a new wrinkle taking advantage of those vacated OLB areas. It’ll be interesting to see how that works in better weather. (DONE)

C Jason Kelce escorts RB Miles Sanders in for a touchdown. Kelce was HUGE today for Sanders.

4) Run in the Second Half: We started the second half like we had brain damage, running just once out of 11 plays and punting twice. Then we got it together, and ran on 24 of the next 34 plays, scoring twice in the fourth quarter. When the coaching staff meets tomorrow, hopefully they’ll talk… (DONE)

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We crushed the shit out of this week, going a perfect 4 of Four Things. Next week we go out to Arizona, and hopefully it won’t be a trap game. They are just awful. I watched/endured/was tortured by their game against Carolina today, and I will never forgive myself for sitting through it. That shit was gross.

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On The Whole:

“We should score easily enough, the only question is: How well will our Defense do?”

That’s how I ended Four Things. To answer, our Defense held a team averaging 28 points to just 14, grabbed 3 sacks, 1 pick, 4 forced fumbles, 4 recoveries, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves… Every time I question them, the Defense sends me a stiff message. So expect me to question them EVERY week!

I said this game had to be about talent and execution, and it was. Thank goodness for the inclement weather, because there were times when the Eagles coaching staff tried to be cute on Offense (beginning of the second half), and it just wasn’t working. If the weather had been better they may have kept trying. Mother Nature, we owe you one.

Understand, we spotted a team 14 points, and then cleared our throats. We were fighting a double digit lead, injuries coming in, injuries during, the elements, and still we just strolled to a victory. And this wasn’t against some bottom-feeder team. This was against the (still) division leader of the AFC South.

I said on June 9th: “Folks, people are predicting us to win the East, but I… I might already be looking past that. I’m telling you, if Hurts can read defenses better in 2022, the entire NFC (not just the East), is on notice. Rams, Bucs, Green Bay AT Lambeau. All of that. We want ALL the smoke.”

I have to admit now, I was wrong. We’re putting the WHOLE LEAGUE, on notice.

FOUR THINGS REVIEWED: WK 3: COMMANDERS

Posted by The BEAST on 2022/09/26
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OLB Hassan Reddick and DT Fletcher Cox have a meeting at QB Carson Wentz

THIS wasn’t a game. It was an execution.

EAGLES 24 – Commanders 8

EAGLES STATS:

Categories include an EXCLUSIVE weekly Offensive Line Report (Rushing TD’s (6 points) + 3rd downs converted by handoffs (1 point) + sacks allowed (-2 points) = score); as well as Drive Killer (Int – FR – 4th down Tackles – FF – TD).

New Category Ace is for Kick return TD’s, Returners run-down, kicks blocked, etc.

Passing : (S) QB Jalen Hurts (22/35 – 62.8% – 340 – 3 – 0)

Rushing : (S) RB Miles Sanders (15 – 46 – 3.0 – 0 – 0)

Receiving : (S) WR Devonta Smith(12 – 8 – 169 – 21.1 – 1)

Offensive Line Report/Enforcer : (0 + 0 – 3 = -6) / NA

Drive Killer : (B) CB Avonte Maddox (0 – 0 – 1 – 0 – 0)

Sack Leader : (S) Brandon Graham (4 – 2.5 – 0 – 1)

Ace : N/A

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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.

So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: Commanders did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:

Rookie DT Jordan Davis deflects Wentz’s first attempt.

1) Invert the pocket: From the start the Eagles were on this. QB Carson Wentz (24/43 – 55.8% – 240 – 0 – 0) had no room to step-up, and was a sitting duck for 9 sacks on the day. His first attempt was deflected by rookie DT Jordan Davis (no stats), after which: The hunt, was ON! DT Fletcher Cox (2 – 1.5 – 0 – 0) is up to 3 sacks for the young season, where he had just 3.5 in 2021. DT Javon Hargrave (2 – 1.0 – 0 – 0) had a fumble recovery.

Added to this, was the Commanders in ability to run the ball. They were held to 77 yards on 22 carries (3.5), as the Eagles focused on clogging up the middle of the field. In fact 22 of those yards were from Wentz on three scrambles. Without those numbers, the Redsk- Commanders, ran for 55 yards on 19 carries (2.8). (DONE)

2) Go Deep Off Play-action: We didn’t get around to this until the second quarter, but when we did, it drew a 17 yard pass interference call. There were quite a few deep shots, but almost none of them came with the use of play-action which made things more difficult throughout the game. This was technically done, but was woefully underutilized. (DONE)

3) Score in the Fourth: Not only did the Offense not score in the fourth quarter, we began it by giving up a safety. For the third time in three games, the team fizzled out in the second half. This is beyond embarrassing. It is downright alarming.
The Eagles have scored 86 points this season, with 65 of them in the second quarter of games. We’ve scored just 7 in the first quarter (Vikings), 14 in the third (Lions). Zero in the fourth. In fact, the Offense is now giving up points directly. (NOT DONE)

DE Brandon Graham wreaked havoc in this one.

4) Set the Edges: And OB-HOY did they! Our man Brandon Graham (2.5 sacks) ATE TODAY! On the other side of the line DE Josh Sweat (2 – 1.5 – 0 – 0) ATE TODAY! On top of which, they kept the action bottled up, making it easier to close in on the QB. Of course, the Commanders offense featuring a seven step drop, only helps to facilitate DE’s getting to their QB. (It’s why they gave the Lions five sacks last week.)

Our DE play was aggressive, but more importantly it was sound. Contain, then rush. It’s the mindset they should bring every week, regardless of it’s a mobile QB or a statue; a power RB, or a slasher. Good technique yields consistent results, and often consistent rewards. This having been said, I still think Graham’s replacement should be top priority in the next Draft. (DONE)

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This week saw 3 of Four Things accomplished. This week we got to smack up the QB who helped us win our first Super Bowl, and next week we try to smack up the Head Coach who won it for us. Feels like the schedule makers just felt like being bastards, and making us look like friggin’ ingrates.

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On The Whole:

Alright. Same as last week. Gripes then glory. Let’s start.

So much of the credit for this win will go to Jalen Hurts and that’s a shame. It’s damned near criminal. He essentially phoned in the second half of this game, like he’s been doing since the season started. I wonder what it would look like if he played a whole game.

If I was RB Miles Sanders I’d start preserving my body for my next team. I wouldn’t come back to the Eagles. The way they dick around with his playing time, (in a contract year, no less!) is disgusting. Especially since the coaches keep putting lesser players on the field, in his stead. Neither back-up can break an arm tackle, and one is absolute liability in pass protection. It’s part what’s wrong with the Offense in the second half of games.

Between not playing our best players in key situations, and doing silly shit like having Devonta Smith return a punt, we’re only outsmarting ourselves. We should have buried Washington in the second half! Their back-up QB should have started the 4th quarter. But noooo! We’re too busy being fucking clever, while posting no points in three quarters.

And now for a happy tune. I want to start with Avonte Maddox tackling a TE, 67 pounds heavier than himself, in a goal line situation, to force a turnover on downs. Trap game, my ass!

WR A.J. “Swoll Batman” Brown

Eagles WR’s played outstanding today. Devonta (Skinny Batman) of course, played out of his mind today. The there was (Swoll Batman) WR A.J. Brown (10 – 5 – 85 – 17.0 – 1) who pulled a man with him into the endzone after a 9 yard strike from Hurts. Unfortunately (Fast Batman) WR Quez Watkins (no stats) only saw one target today.

Jalen Hurts had a very good first half. No turnovers, didn’t run too much, or too soon. He looked good in the pocket. His protection probably would have been better, if the play-calling involved handing off the ball more.

Remember when everyone assumed MLB T.J. Edwards would lose his starting gig to a rookie? Remember when I said not so fast?

THESE LB’s! MLB T.J. Edwards (9 – 1.0 – 0 – 0), and OLB Kyzir White (8 – 0 – 0 – 0) were out there cleaning up whatever slipped through the D-Line. OLB Hassan Reddick (2 – 1.5 – 0 – 1) also ATE TODAY!