RIVALS

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1-odbhit

9.25.2016. This bitch throws a tantrum (like he’s fuckin’ FIVE), on the sideline. He slams his helmet into the Kicker’s practice net, so the Universe hands out a little instant justice. On the recoil from the hit, the net slams right into Sister-Man’s face. Serves him right.

zeke elliots

supergreg

Redskins go 9-7, overpay their back-up caliber QB, release their only decent RB and their fans break out the Party Hearty Kit!

It’s. About. To go. DOWN.

giants v CowboysIF you’re here and you aren’t an Eagles fan, prepare to get your feelings hurt.

Week one teaser

choked out

dumpster fire

2015 cowboy wk1 tease

2015 giants tease 1

5 rings

kanye kissing himself

Kanye kissing Kanye. Mediocrity patting itself on the back. This is what it looks like when giants fans celebrate things like an accidental playoff appearance, that led to a fluke Super Bowl win.

ongoing tragedy

The search to replace Mark Rypien continues….

dalfan

dezcall

1hogettes

!dan-snyder

done

Accuracy

Best thing about the Cowboys: Even when we go 4-12, the Cowboys annual prediction of Super Bowl glory relegates their season to being a bigger disaster than ours, just for shooting off their mouth and not even making the playoffs.

 

collage

Best thing about the Redskins: Dan Snyder. No one works harder at making sure us, or the va-giants win the division every year.

failure

Best thing about the Giants: This truly is a Miracle Team: Who else could win 2 Super Bowls and still be viewed as a second rate team? They have a 2-time Super Bowl MVP who’s also a turnover machine; and both of the miracles that happened in their house were against THEM. No one but the va-giants could pull that off.

Cheer-suicide star

washington-dickhead

nj_giants_logo_sticker-p217850431281038586z8j38_400

SKIN THE SPUDS!

bulb

laugh-stevie

poser cruz

DALLASS

FYT

north jersey

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