I’M stunned as fuck over the sheer number of ignorant Cowboys fans out there who claim to be NFL fans, yet don’t know about something as basic as NFL tie-breakers.
Don’t get me wrong some of them do, but there are specifically way too many Cowboys fans who don’t. Which says something right off the bat about how well Cowboy fans know this sport, this league, and what the fuck they’re talking about in general.
Not that it matters much. Fact is, the season isn’t ending today or next week, and each team still has 10 more games to go. On top of that, the EAGLES have the tougher schedule BY FAR, since we went to the playoffs last year after we sent the Cowboys home.
Then of course there are 2 head to head match-ups coming. A split leaves the argument on the table; but a sweep gives the winning team bragging rights until 2015, especially when the Cowboys miss the playoffs because of it.
Don’t get me wrong. I love posting memes telling the rest of the NFC East that we own them, but this is still October. I’ll leave the dancing in the streets over holding 1st place FOR FOUR HOURS, to the lesser team.
It’s almost like they held it for us (“Here bitch, hold this”) so we could pummel the Giants with both fists. After which we took it back so they could finish what we started Sunday night (“Get that shovel and bury that piece of shit in the basement with the Redskins.”). And they damned well better do as we say, because if they don’t, 1st place won’t be about a tie-breaker, and their only division game will be a loss.
As they fade farther back in our rear…view….mirror…
But seriously EAGLES fans: If you should catch yourself in a debate over an NFL rule that really doesn’t apply right now (except for bragging rights); chances are you’re letting an idiot make you look like them. DON’T BE THAT GUY.