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FOUR THINGS REVIEWED: WK 12: Cowboys

Posted by The BEAST on 2025/11/24
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Head Coach Nick Sirianni, not assigning proper accountability

HEY look, another collapse!

EAGLES 21 – Cowboys 24

 

EAGLES STATS:

Passing: QB Jalen Hurts (27/39 – 69.2% – 289 – 1 – 0)

Rushing: QB Jalen Hurts (7 – 33 – 4.7 – 2 – 0)

Receiving: WR A.J. Brown (10 – 8 – 110 – 13.7 – 1)

Drive Killer: S Reed Blankenship (TD: 0/Int: 1/ FR: 0/ 4th down stops: 0/ FF: 0)

Sack Leader: LB Nakobe Dean (Sacks: 1.0/ FF: 0/ Tackles: 5)

Special Teams Ace: NA

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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.

So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: COWBOYS did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:

1) QB Hits Are Hip: All game long we got just 6 hits and 1 sack on the Cowboys QB. SO we didn’t affect his delivery of the ball much at all (NOT DONE)

2) Feed Our Big Dawgs: WR A.J. Brown had 110 receiving yards, and WR DeVonta Smith (11 – 6 – 89 – 14.8 – 0) got close to the century mark as well. However, the offensive approach was passive, and the run game was essentially shelved for this game. RB Saquon Barkley (10 – 22 – 2.2 – 0 – 1 / 8 – 7 – 52 – 7.4 – 0) was targeted 8 times as a receiver, but the play-calling abandoned the run, while holding a 21 point lead. (DONE)

3) Make ‘em Run: Idea was to to get their defensive line to chase our run game laterally. However with us abandoning the run, there was never a real opportunity for this. (NOT DONE)

4) Take Away Quick Passes: We didn’t manage to do this either, as the Cowboys kept the chains moving with timely passes, which also deprived the Eagles pass rush. (NOT DONE)

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This week’s Four Things score was 1 of 4. We come back to the Linc on Friday for a pivotal match-up with the Chicago Bears.

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Game Hero: Not Applicable

Game goat: Head Coach Nick Sirianni – I’m done blaming Offensive Coordinator Kevin Patullo for his ineptitude. I’m not even going to give a list of his failings for this game. By now, Sirianni should have done something about Patullo’s bungling, foolish, predictable, and flat-out unimaginative play-calling. But he hasn’t.

We are still at the head of the NFC East. We have however, fallen behind the Rams for the number one seed in the Conference. This means that this game, and the collapse vs Denver, may rob us of home-field advantage and more importantly, the first round Bye. This is despite beating the Rams, and Lions, and Packers, even with the handicap of Patullo’s… coaching.

On The Whole: We had the Cowboys down 21 – 0 at the half, and couldn’t mount any kind of a scoring drive for the second half of the game. This is after Dallas made their adjustments, of course. To which we apparently made none.

Our Defense battled valiantly, but our Offense kept going three-and-out, and giving the Cowboys opportunity, after opportunity, after opportunity. We had six possessions in the second half, and only managed to get into field goal position ONCE. Which we then missed and set Dallas up with a short field. Three plays later they scored a touchdown.

CB Cooper DeJean should not play on the boundary.

Once we started losing players in the Secondary (CB Adoree Jackson (three tackles); S Reed Blankenship (8 – 0.0 – 1 – 0); and S Andrew Makuba (3 tackles) we had to move NCB Cooper DeJean (7 tackles) to actual CB, and the Cowboys proceeded to roast him alive. If you’ve been wondering why DeJean is a Nickel and doesn’t start on the boundary, it’s because of what I told you in August. For anyone who disagreed with me then, what did you think of Coop tonight?

FOUR THINGS REVIEWED: SUPER BOWL LIX: Chiefs

Posted by The BEAST on 2025/02/10
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ROCKY defeats Apollo in rematch.

EAGLES 40 – Chiefs 22

 

EAGLES STATS:

Passing: SBMVP QB Jalen Hurts (17/22 – 77.2% – 221 – 2 – 1)

Rushing: SBMVP QB Jalen Hurts (11 – 72 – 6.5 – 1 – 0)

Receiving: WR DeVonta Smith (5 – 4 – 69 – 17.2 – 1)

Drive Killer: NCB Cooper DeJean (TD: 1/Int: 1/ FR: 0/ 4th down stops: 0/ FF: 0)

Sack Leader: DE Josh Sweat (Sacks: 2.5/ FF: 0/ Tackles: 6)

Special Teams Ace: K Jake Elliott 4/4 FG (50) 4/4 XP

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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.

So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: CHIEFS did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:

1) Don’t Get Cute: We didn’t. We stuck to what got us there, namely running the ball with RB Saquon Barkley (25 – 57 – 2.2 – 0 – 0). While it wasn’t producing big yards, it did open up everything else. The Chiefs were playing to not lose to Saquon, but they made no plan for the rest of the Eagles.

Celebrating WR A.J. Brown’s TD catch

The best part was that it stabilized things for Hurts, who despite a couple of sacks, never seemed to be under much duress. We danced with the girl who brung us, and in the end, we were sweetly rewarded for doing so. (DONE)

2) Bait Their QB Into Bad Throws: QB Patrick Mahomes (21/32 – 65.6% – 257 – 3 – 2) likes to get rid of the ball quickly, so it was just a matter of making him think he had something, then snatching it from him. Like LB Zack Baun (7 – 0 – 1 – 0) clearly does here.

If you recall, after this interception (Mahome’s second) he started holding the ball longer and the sacks started to mount up. He was no longer trusting his early reads. Mahomes was also bumped a little by Sweat on this play, throwing off the passes accuracy. (DONE)

Birthday boy NCB Cooper DeJean with the 38 yard pick six

3) Give Our Pass Rush Time: Our pass rush had Mahomes under constant pressure. We made him a moving QB, throwing to moving receivers, against moving defenders. The early result of this was an interception by rookie NCB Cooper DeJean, which he returned 38 yards to paydirt. On his birthday. Another was a rushed throw which was dropped by WR DeAndre Hopkins (5 – 2 – 18 – 9.0 – 1). Oh yeah, we also collected 6 sacks, 1 of which resulted in a turnover by DT Milton Williams (4 – 2.0 – 0 – 1) (DONE)

DT Milton William with the sack, forced fumble and recovery. BG 2.0

4) Motion Our Hot Read: We didn’t really use a hot read, or even much play-action this week. It was a little weird, but we put up 33 points (the other 7 were on a defensive score plus an extra point), so I won’t complain. (NOT DONE)

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This week’s Four Things score was 3 of 4, which was enough to win this game by 18 points, even though it was never actually that close. At one point it was 37 – 6. Soon after which the Eagles pulled our starters and the Chiefs left theirs in, resulting in garbage time points and yards for them. Next up, we get to start re-arming to run this shit back.

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Game Hero: RB Saquon Barkley – While Hurts won the MVP, it was the beating that Saquon took, that facilitated the entire Offense’s day. It really seemed like the only thing the Chiefs were concerned with, was not being humiliated by a long TD run. It was a brilliant gameplan… Provided the goal was to give up 33 points on drives.

The Chiefs defense bit on the fake handoff to Barkley, and it opened up this 46 yard dagger to WR DeVonta Smith.

Game goat: LS Rick Lovato – Drew two false start penalties, which erased two made field goals, and moved them back five yards each. Given the difficult year that Jake Elliott has had, making his job any harder was really uncool.

On The Whole: Apollo barely won the first fight, but here in the rematch, the underdog Rocky, was the clear winner. Were the Eagles the underdog? Oh yes we were. You see, I keep receipts:

And I have every intention of being absolutely insufferable this year, as I apply salt to any wound I see on a rival fan.

We absolutely went out and did our thing in this game. We romped and frolicked in the Chiefs wilderness, and they were helpless to do anything about it. The mission has been  completed.

Man. I can’t wait to see the media fallout on this.

FOUR THINGS REVIEWED: WK 13: Ravens

Posted by The BEAST on 2024/12/02
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Rookie NCB Cooper DeJean de-cleats RB Derrick Henry one on one, in the open field

TEST grade: A+

 

EAGLES 24 – Ravens 19

 

EAGLES STATS:

Passing: QB Jalen Hurts (11/19 – 57.8 – 119 – 1 – 0)

Rushing: RB Saquon Barkley (23 – 107 – 4.6 – 1 – 1)

Receiving: WR A.J. Brown (6 – 5 – 66 – 13.2 – 0)

Drive Killer: S Tristin McCollum (TD: 0/Int: 0/ FR: 0/ 4th down stops: 0/ FF: 0)

Sack Leader: DT Jalen Carter (Sacks: 1.0/ FF: 0/ Tackles: 4)

Special Teams Ace: WR Jahan Dotson (1 – 1 – 7 – 7.0 – 0) Onside recovery to seal game

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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.

So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: RAVENS did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:

1) Control the Tackle Box: As prescribed, our Defensive Line didn’t get blown off the line of scrimmage. In fact, it as it was DT Jordan Davis (2 tackles) that spent most of the game getting double-teamed, DT Jalen Carter practically lived in the Ravens backfield with 3 of his 4 tackles being for a loss, including him blowing up a Jet Sweep on his own.

DT Jalen Carter blows up a Jet Sweep

We also did a solid job of setting the edges and bottling the runs inside. Maybe a little too good, as we ended up being gashed for a couple of RB Screens. But the adjustment was made on that, to the tune of rookie NCB Cooper DeJean de-cleating the Ravens 250 pound, starting RB. (DONE)

2) Unleash Goedert: We came out and punted FOUR TIMES, before Jalen Hurts attempted a pass to TE Dallas Goedert (4 – 3 – 35 – 11.6 – 1). It was good for a 17 yard touchdown and the Offense opened up from there. That pass didn’t happen until Goedert collided with the Ravens star S, who then had to be checked for a concussion.

It shouldn’t have to take nearly K.O.ing a guy, to get the QB to look Goedert’s way.

However, once that did, the complexion of the game slanted. The best example happened on RB Saquon Barkley’s 25 yard touchdown run: Goedert was lined up on the left side of LT Jordan Mialata. The ball was snapped. The hand-off went to Barkley who stepped right, going behind RG Mekhi Becton and disappearing into the swirling mass of Humanity. Ravens LB #23 Trenton Simpson (4 tackles) who was lined up in the box, doesn’t flow to his left to follow Barkley. Instead, he steps down and to his right, in the direction of a blocking Goedert. This ensures no back-side pursuit, and 25 yards later it’s Saquon and taxes. .

Once Goedert was established as a threat, the Ravens had to deal with him. Which made life easier for the entire Offense. We took our time getting around to it, but we got it (DONE)

3) Keep Our Linebackers Clean: Brother, the Ravens offensive line had more than they could handle up front with our Defensive Line. This let LB Nakobe Dean (10 – 0.0 – 0 – 0) and LB Zack Baun (13 – 1.0 – 0 – 1) bring two arms to their tackles, and not get dragged around by a RB bigger than either of them.

LB Zack Baun brings down RB Derrick Henry for a loss

We used some 5 – 2 alignments early, but shifted out of it later in the game, as our four man line proved able enough at clogging running lanes and keeping the opposing RBs trapped behind thetrash. (DONE)

4) Take Deep Shots Early: We took one early to WR A.J. Brown, and then backed away from any hint of a downfield passing attack. Part of it felt like the Eagles couldn’t force the issue with WR DeVonta Smith being out; but part of it feels like trying to preserve Brown, in a game that featured just 21 dropbacks compared to 24 hand-offs. There were also 9 QB runs, but those runs have to be thought of as a third category. (NOT DONE)

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This week’s Four Things score was 3 of 4. We got off to a slow start with the Offensive stuff, but on Defense we were killing it from the door. Next week we host a Carolina team, that recently has forgotten that they are doormats. It’s time someone reminded them.

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Game Hero: The Defense – Our Offense couldn’t muster a single point in two of the four quarters in this game. We opened up with four straight punts and our QB started 0/4 passing. The last 7 of the Ravens 19 points were garbage time cosmetics, in a half of football, that saw them essentially shutout when the game was still in question. Keep in mind this was done without the Defense garnering a single turnover. S Tristin McCollum almost had one, on a 4th down pass break-up.

Game goat: The Officiating – I am amazed at how the most penalized team in the league, played us so cleanly! And I would have liked to see a replay of the Ravens QB’s 39 yard run, which somehow resulted in a flag being picked up. Dear NFL, why no replay after a 39 yard run??? Is this a new policy?

On The Whole:

This game was a measuring stick, to assess whether or not the 2024 Eagles, are really a deep playoff caliber team. We answered that with a resounding FUCK YEAH!!

We out-ran, out-tackled, out-toughed, and flat out-played the Ravens in their OWN HOME. Save for a garbage time run, that should have been brought back by penalty, we shut this team out of an entire half of the game. The second half. You know, the important one.

And don’t ask me about the Barkley/Henry MVP match-up. I think we tucked that baby neatly into a crib, and shot him into space. Man, we even had two kicks downed inside the five, by two different players. So even Special Teams was crackling with energy.

The slow offensive starts have to be resolved, but I’m not sure what can be done to make that happen. As Barkley surges to prominence, it almost seems like Hurts is sleepwalking more and more. Poise is one thing, but a lack of urgency is quite another.

We’re a deep playoff team, but if a team can jump on us 14 – 0 like the Buccaneers did, (our loss 16 – 33), we’re in trouble.

Side note: For what it’s worth, I didn’t like the look in A.J. Brown’s eyes, during his post-game interview at his locker. He said all the right things, but… I’ll let you look it up for yourself. You tell me.

FOUR THINGS: WK 12: EAGLES – RAMS

Posted by The BEAST on 2024/11/22
Posted in: Coaching, Defense, Four Things, NFC East, Offense, Players. Tagged: , , , , , , , , , . 1 Comment

DEFEATING the Commanders opened up our lead in the NFC East. We took away their healthy run game, and made them one-dimensional. Now we get a Rams team that doesn’t exactly excel at rushing. After his 2 sack game against this team last year, DT Jalen Carter must be licking his chops.

With a win, we improve to 9 – 2, maintaining a solid hold on first place in the division, as well as our temporary second place in conference seeding.

A loss would see us stumble to 8 – 3, but we would still maintain first place. Even if Washington defeats Dallas and goes to 8 – 4.

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The point of Four Things isn’t to predict a winner, it’s to discuss which tactics would give our Eagles the best chance to win this game. Often I list fundamentals, as some of the four things. BUT NO MORE! Unless something specific is needed, fundamentals like Running the ball; playing lots of Man Press; and Tackling instead of going for the strip, will be automatically included. (Like the five consonants and a vowel that Wheel Of Fortune automatically spots you.) So here are the Four Things that we need to focus on this week versus: the Rams

1) Don’t Get Cute: We are a running team, and our rushing attack is led by RB Saquon Barkley. Stick to that. TE Dallas Goedert is a nightmare for the Rams, because they don’t start a LB who can cover. This should be a game where Goedert sees 8 targets. There is no need to overthink how to attack this opponent.

2) Send the Dawgs: The Rams aren’t good enough running the ball, to make a living at it. Which leaves them leaning on the pass, behind a so-so offensive line, with a QB who has -7 rushing yards on the year. And now the bad news. While they do have a couple of good possession receivers, we have CB Quinyon “Quinyanamo Bay” Mitchell and NCB Cooper DeJean.

Whomever Mitchell ends up covering, may as well just stay home. Add to that the inside match-up of Cooper DeJean vs Cooper Kupp, and you can expect their statue of a QB to get caught holding onto the ball few times. Beat him up. Set the dogs on him.

3) Get An Early Touchdown: We do a great job of adjusting and coming back in games, but we have to stop playing with our food. We have too many games where we have to claw back in. Not this game. Not vs this team. Not while we’re on the road. Score early.

4) Blitz Over Their Right Tackle: Their starting RT is coming back from an ankle injury, and his fill-in also sustained an ankle injury. That’s a severe disadvantage vs a speed rush. Especially since their QB is right-handed, and this will flush him left.

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If the Eagles do these Four Things, then we’ll be virtually impossible to beat. That being said…

Head Coach Nick Sirianni has already defeated Sean McVay. By the way, Sirianni did it with Sean Desai as the Eagles defensive boss. Now Desai works for McVay. Meanwhile, we have Vic Fangio and a top 10 defense.

We defeated this team last season, in their home stadium. Now we get to do it again. We played this team last season, and we won 23 – 14. Now we get to do it again. We defeated this team last year, when they still had DT Aaron Donald, and when we didn’t have Saquon. Well, at least that will be a different way to lose to us.

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WARNING: I don’t have the faintest clue as to what a point spread is, and I know even less about how it works. I know FOOTBALL and that’s it. If you use Four Things as a gambling tool, then you are a fool trying to lose your money, and will deserve it when you do.

Check back in a couple of days for Four Things Reviewed, and we’ll discuss how this game went.

FOUR THINGS REVIEWED: WK 8: Bengals

Posted by The BEAST on 2024/10/28
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ANOTHER BLOWOUT VICTORY!!!

 

EAGLES 37 – Bengals 17

   

Passing: QB Jalen Hurts (16/20 – 80.0 – 236 – 1 – 0)

Rushing: RB Saquon Barkley (22 – 108 – 4.9 – 1 – 0)

Receiving: WR DeVonta Smith (7 – 6 – 85 – 14.1 – 1)

Drive Killer: S C.J. Gardner-Johnson (TD: 0/Int: 1/ FR: 0/ 4th down stops: 0/ FF: 0)

Sack Leader: OLB Nolan Smith (Sacks: 0.5 / FF: 0/ Tackles: 2)

Special Teams Ace: NA

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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.

So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: BENGALS did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:

1) Invert the Pocket: This didn’t happen. The Eagles seemed to be playing less to penetrate the Bengals interior, but more to muddy it. The result as was our opponent running for a combined total of 58 yards on the day, including 15 contributed by their QB trying to save his neck.

Between them only DT Jordan Davis (1 tackle) recorded a stat; while DT Jalen Carter didn’t get on the board. Part of that was the heavy rotation, which allowed DT Milton Williams (1 – 0.5 – 0 – 0) to get himself half of our only sack for the game. We muddied the blocking, but we didn’t blow it up. (NOT DONE)

2) Get their QB Off His Square: On the Bengals first couple of possessions, it looked like we wouldn’t even try to do this. However, after that, and especially in the second half we got him running around, moving his feet and we even got a pick off of him.

As for the “super dangerous” WR Jamar Chase (11 – 9 – 54 – 6.0 – 1), he caught 4 passes for 23 yards and the score, on the opening possession. After that, for the remainder of the game he had 5 catches for 31 yards. Fundamentals plus Four Things! (DONE)

3) Play-action TOWARDS Hendrickson: The idea was to bait Bengals passrusher DE Trey Hendrickson (4 – 0.0 – 0 – 0), to cut in front of LT Fred Johnson. So we did run some play-action towards Hendrickson. We just didn’t run much of it. Mostly because Hurts only dropped back to pass 22 times all day, while we ran the ball 39 times.

Instead of chasing Hendrickson around the edge, Fred could just get his mitts on him, as he tried to get at the inside gap. But Hendrickson would do that regardless of where the play-action was aimed! Making the day easy for Johnson, who only allowed one pressure in 13 match-ups vs Hendrickson. Freebie! I’ll take it. (DONE)

4) Target Their Linebackers in Coverage: We didn’t do this, but they seemed to be doing it to us. Which only made this much more frustrating to watch. (NOT DONE)

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This weeks Four Things score was 2 of 4, but in addition to that, we handled the fundamentals of Running the ball, Man Press, and Tackling securely. Next week, we welcome Doug Pederson back to the stadium where he has a statue; as he brings his 2 – 6 Jaguars, all the way from Florida, to get their seventh loss.

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Game Hero: Jalen Hurts – The guy scored 4 touchdowns. Fucking right, he’s the hero of the game. Completing 80 percent of his passes, and not turning it over, is also on the list. However, my favorite part of his game this week, was the kind of rushing attempts he had. That more than anything is what I think broke the Bengals spirit.

None of the lame play, where he fakes the hand-off, then runs to the side, doesn’t find an opening, and then lays down to avoid injury. In this one, he would fake the hand-off, then follow the RB through the hole. The other thing he did, was sit in the pocket, then step up and through, only to be presented with open real estate.

Those are SMART runs! They are low risk, and they force the defense to change what they wanted to do, which opens up the deep passing game. BRILLIANT!

Game goat: CB Quinyon Mitchell (2 – 0.0 – 0 – 0) – His coverage is so damned good! But once again, the rookie drops an interception. This can’t keep happening. Maybe he needs daily practice with the JUGS machine…

On The Whole:

After a slow start, the Eagles battled back, made the game essentially 0 – 0, and then proceeded have a 27 – 7 second half. Contributions by new Eagles like Fred Johnson and Saquon Barkley, were beautifully complemented by the youth on this team.

Ever improving LB Nakobe Dean (7 – 0.0 – 0 – 0) recovered a fumble to help seal the game. A heads-up deflection by CB Isaiah Rodgers (1 – 0.0 – 0 – 0), resulted in the most back-breaking turnover, when C.J. Gardner intercepted the ball. And let us not forget the 4th down tackle for loss, by rookie DB Cooper DeJean (3 – 0.0 – 0 – 0)

Starting to look pretty good if you ask me!

FOUR THINGS REVIEWED: WK PS3: Vikings

Posted by The BEAST on 2024/08/26
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WR Joseph Ngata has a ball bounce off his hands, into the waiting arms of a Vikings player. It was that kind of day.

NO silver linings in this one, folks.

EAGLES 3 – Vikings 26

EAGLES STATS:

Passing: QB Tanner McKee (13/21 – 61.9% – 115 – 0 – 1)

Rushing: RB Tyrion Davis-Price (12 – 56 – 4.6 – 0 – 1)

Receiving: WR Griffin Herbert (3 – 3 – 48 – 16.0 – 0)

Drive Killer: N/A (TD: /Int: / FR: / 4th down stops: / FF: )

Sack Leader: Four players (Sacks: 1.0/ FF: / Tackles: )

Special Teams Ace: K Jake Elliott 1/1 FG

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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.

So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: VIKINGS did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:

1) Starters Must Play: Not only did most starters not play, they and key back-ups, didn’t even dress. For example, WR Britain Covey didn’t dress. Rookies Jalyx Hunt (LB) and Will Shipley (RB) didn’t dress. Interestingly enough, LB Nolan Smith started and played quite a bit. But hey! This is okay. It’s allllll okay! Right?

The Eagles, particularly the Offense, better not come out stale, or loaded with miscues in Brazil, during the season opener. If they do, expect to hear from many of us fans, about how not playing our starters even a single snap in the preseason, was wrong-head and dumb. (NOT DONE)

2) Offensive Line Must Deliver: This was rendered meaningless, because many of the players who were out there, will be cut before close of business on Tuesday. This essentially gives us nothing of substance, to judge. (NOT DONE)

3) Make A Defensive Statement: If the Eagles Defense made any statement on Saturday, it’s that we can’t stop anyone. However, as I said, most of the people who played later into the game yesterday, won’t be around come dawn on Wednesday. (NOT DONE)

4) No Contributors Play the Second Half: Well this one was certainly a freebie! (DONE)

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This week’s Four Things score is 1 of 3, with a corresponding 3 – 26 score for our troubles. Thus endeth the preseason. When next we see this team, the games, the results, will count.

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Game Hero: Nobody. The closest thing we have there, is McKee attempting a 4th and goal touchdown pass, with a guy pulling on his leg. A completion would have made it a boss moment. Instead it was a turnover on downs.

Game goat: DB Cooper DeJean (2 – 0 – 0 – 0) He got a little better as the game wore on, but that first drive saw him commit an illegal contact penalty that erased an interception by S Tristin McCollum (9 – 0 – 0 – 0), who played well. Instead of a taking away the ball and ending that drive, we allowed a touchdown.

On The Whole: All the Eagles coaching staff wanted out of this one, was to get a deep look at the back-end of the roster. Good thing too, because a couple of those guys popped. For example, LB Oren Burks (6 – 1.0 – 0 – 0). He also nearly added an interception to his stats. I’d be surprised if he doesn’t end up on the Practice Squad.

LB Oren Burks nearly picks off a pass

It’s hard to get too concerned about the way this went down. Most of the guys we saw playing in this game will be looking for regular jobs in less than a month. However, in two weeks, our best guys will be playing an away game, in a game that counts, without even one dress rehearsal. If you’re a a little bit worried, you aren’t a whiner. It just means you’re sane.

QB Tanner McKee fumbles while being sacked.