SUNDAY 1:00 Lincoln Financial Field, PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania
NEEDS TO STEP UP:
Ourselves as Fans: Our shitty national reputation is largely undeserved over a handful of incidents that have been massively overblown. However, with NFL schedule makers sending Dallas to South Philly on the one day of the year when Philly practically celebrates compromised judgment, it sets the stage for a few jack-offs (usually from Jersey) to make us look bad as a whole. So we as Philadelphians need to keep an eye out for folks taking things a bit too far. It’s our home and our rep. Let’s not allow knuckleheads to take a shit on either one.
WE MUST CONTAIN:
Knuckleheads: Hey idiots! Just because you are IN Philly, it doesn’t automatically make you “Philly”. The difference between here and the in-bred suburb you come from, is that here crimes actually get reported. Since most maps don’t include your shitty little town/borough, when you’re arrested (usually at the scene), the national media (as a form of shorthand) will report you as being from Philadelphia. However, locally we all know it will be a different story. So do everyone a favor: Leave your stupid at home. If you find that you cannot remove your stupid, then by all means, stay home with it.
EAGLES STORY LINE:
This game only means something if we lose it and move up a spot or two in the 2017 Draft. Aside from that, we’re just playing out the string. That said, I feel like the Eagles will win this one, because they can’t help but kick me in my balls. Also that’s just the kind of year 2016 has been for me. Happy New Year everyone.
I’m just hoping to see no players (Eagles OR Cowboys) get hurt in this game. I’m also hoping no Cowboys are harmed on their way to, or from this game.
EAGLES 31- Cowboys 29