HELP! Somebody, help me! I don’t understand this, and I don’t know if it’s because I got old or what. Perhaps senility is kicking in before my 41st birthday, but there’s a part of this Nelson Agholor rape investigation that has me so confused. First I’ll do the facts and then get to the part that confuses me.
According to preliminary reports, the rape allegation stems from a dispute over money between Agholor and the stripper who accused him. Reports are that they went into a private room for a $1400 private “dance”, but that the stripper left shortly afterward. Agholor paid her only 800 of the 1400 they’d previously agreed upon. Those are the facts so far.
Now the part that confuses me. What could she have done that was worth $800, that should have been worth $1400?!
I realize that I’m an old fart, and that my feelings on strip joints may be precluding me from having certain pieces of information. However, I’m pretty sure the private “dance” Agholor was paying for wasn’t “The Running Man” or a ballet routine. The idea was that she was going to wang dang his doodle.
As someone not new to sex, let me tell you something. Even if some woman could fuck me blind, cripple and crazy, I’m still not shelling out $1400 for a single Porkfest. I’m not saying that it should buy you multiple dips of your dork. I’m saying that young Nelson needs to apply himself and meet a nice young lady who…Eh maybe not. But he should get out there and find himself a freaky for his deaky, that he can settle down with. That way he can keep his dumb ass out of situations where he’s getting accused of rape, because he shortchanged a dancing hooker by $600 for a $1400 fuck that he could (in all likelihood), have gotten anywhere else.
Dear Nelson Agholor, you’re an NFL player. Meeting women CAN’T be that hard for you. Paying for ass is a crime in itself. Learn a lesson here. Oh, by the way: If you are less focused on emptying balls, you might catch more than 23 of them this year.
Maybe I’m getting old too, but I see no legal activity she could have done for a 1400 pay especially if she didn’t keep the time slot allotted. With that being the case for a fraction of the even 800 dollar cost I’m sure Agholor could have gotten himself an Eagles groopie chick to perform the same duties this stripper did. They as were at the club at three pm. That’s basically the b-unit strippers on top of that! I’m not trying to make light of rape, but Agholor should not have gotten himself in that predicament. With that being the case this is a slippery slope for all parties involved. Her rape accusation is bad for Agholor, but if she were selling sex it basically kills any chance that charge goes anywhere. Not only that she likely would be put up on charges herself for prostitution, and making false statements to the police. The club now gets in trouble for allowing prostitution at their facility. Interestingly enough none of their private areas had cameras installed. Why wouldn’t you have cameras installed in those areas if nothing illegal happened in those areas? Basically all parties would be wise to walk away from this mess as quickly as possible.
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