WHEN I don’t like a food, I don’t eat it. When I don’t like a place, I don’t go. I also don’t support artists who I think are mediocre. Why? Because I’m a grown ass man.
Every day I get at least a few responses from whiny little bitches, who claim to hate my work, but who never miss a page of it. Seems to me if it was so bad, they’d find something else to do. Right?
But that would be too much like not being full of shit. So everyday it’s the same handful of tubesteak-eating ass-hats, who read me HERE, and then drag their raggedy asses elsewhere (Facebook, Google+, etc.) to complain that they hate today’s article as much as all of my other ones.
It’s usually some bumpkin from Never Heard Of It, Pennsylvania, or Not Even On A Map, New Jersey. Places that don’t understand Philadelphia, it’s fans, OR it’s football. Places with populations of 300 to 1,000, where the gene pool is so shallow that it’s less of a pool, and more of a sidewalk puddle. Which I guess explains what appears to be a pandemic of low-level mental retardation amongst these hate-filled hillbillies.
The sane and smart thing to do, would be to simply stop reading my articles. Lord knows I wouldn’t miss the clicks that these cousin-riders generate, because they represent such a small number of my daily views. Also I don’t make a dime off of per click ads. Never have.
Notice that you don’t see outside ads on Eaglemaniacal.com? (In fact, right now even my ads are off temporarily). My followers and I don’t have to tolerate these mouth-breathing, idiots because this site doesn’t chase high volume. It’s designed to not need it. It’s why I sell custom fan gear. It’s why I can aggressively take down blatantly offensive, and/or disrespectful comments on here. It’s also why you’ll see complaints on other sites from chicken chokers who had their asses tossed and were blocked from posting here. They can still read articles and buy all the merchandise they like. (And a couple have.) Why shoot myself in the foot, right? (Funny how the ‘191’ jerseys never got a single complaint during their run. Guess I’m not all bad.)
Look around at the comments and you’ll see everyone here can spell and has some class. This place is exclusive, because I keep it that way. Some people are flat out not good enough to be on here, and I don’t mind saying so.
I’m sure some of you were expecting to come on here and see some drama. See some names dropped, and dragged through the mud. Maybe an argument or two. That’s not how I do things on here.
What I will do is say to my haters, THANK YOU. Over these last few months some of your comments have drummed up far more attention than I could have ever done on my own. Some of that has helped generate sales for me, and (MAN, do I want to name names here), a couple of you have even made purchases yourself.
So keep it coming haters. As you can see, I’m doing me on my terms, and a couple times I’ve done it literally at your expense. So either walk away and never look back, or keep on working for me for free. I’m good either way. In the meantime, my loyal followers and I will continue to enjoy our EAGLES fan-site for classy and intelligent grown-ups
And now for: THE TRUE MEANING OF THE PRESEASON