JERRY Jones! Jer-ry Jones!
Not since Leon Lett, has there been a Hall of Shame case of showboating of this magnitude by the Dallas Cowboys. And yes that includes T.O.
I actually first saw this on Friday, but I thought it was one of us (EAGLES fans) just making a joke. But it’s no joke! F-Troop actually sent out playoff tickets which, (I shit you not) even includes tickets for the NFC Championship game, to their season ticket-holders.
Yes! The NFC Championship game. Yes! Those Dallas Cowboys. The perennial 8-8, stuck in limbo, “Hey does this rag smell like chloroform?” Dallas Cowboys. As if the EAGLES didn’t wax that ass when they at least had DeMarcus Ware. Now with Ware in Denver, and Sean Lee losing to the EAGLES at home on Madden, they’re supposed to somehow just ease on past us? Nah bruh. AIN’T HAPPENIN’! We’re talking prison shower scene in 2014. Just stroll up to their 50 yard line, and throw the soap on the ground. Right on “the star”.
This year is going to be special! Most of you are just getting know me, since Eaglemaniacal.com only just came out this year. FYI: I was never what you could call “gentle” to Cowboys fans, but this year…
This year it isn’t just Open Season; I’m treating it like I’m getting paid a ransom for every Cowboys fan I bag. And by “bag” I mean take ownership of. Yes. I will collect names. Yes. There will be a page for those names on my site. Like I said, I’ve never been gentle to Cowboys fans.
Jerry Jones has thrown down the gauntlet and I’m going to make his supporters pay for it. Especially since their trolls love crashing EAGLES pages, and there’s few things I love more than the taste of troll.
Surely Cowboys fans, (like all fans) want their team to go to the playoffs every year, but this year they need it to happen, because the mocking will be relentless if they don’t make it or suck from Day One. And I don’t mean mocking just during the off-season. I mean from NOW until at least Opening Day 2015. Yes my fellow fans, I’m starting TODAY, because until they prove otherwise, the Cowboys are just writing checks their asses are too broke to cash.
Playoffs? Yeah. I got your playoffs right here.