OFTEN when I write an original draft, if something doesn’t fit right, or I’m not sure how to use it, I’ll move it all the way to the bottom of the draft, then go back up and keep working. So in the originals, there’s sometimes a bunch of leftover stuff at the bottom, that gets totally left out of the article that you read.
I originally wrote this while working on the “On The Whole” segment of Four Things Reviewed: WK 12: Bills. I wanted to be celebratory, but I kept ending up expressing my concerns. Then I would shove those down page, and then write more happy shit.
While I’m grateful for the win, and did want to enjoy the moment, it would be disingenuous of me to not reflect, what many of us are feeling, despite being 10 – 1.
About the game itself, I’m not understanding what’s going on. After the game, WR Devonta Smithwas talking with local reporter John Clark, about how we still have yet to play a complete game. WHY??? Who is fucking up so often, and why aren’t they accountable? And why is four quarters of strong effort, too much to ask for?
I’m from Philly, so I have to speak plain on this. I’m sure I’ll get called negative or whatever, but this “Nothing matters as long as we win” attitude, is silly and keeping the team from getting better. In fact, it seems to be getting worse. We didn’t start the season with 10 point halftime deficits, but look at us over the last two games.
We have all four of our starters in the Secondary healthy, as well as our NCB. So we no longer have the injury excuse, yet the coverage issues that we were told would be addressed during the Bye week, still remain. Opponents are still getting the ball out quickly, so the pass rush has deteriorated. If anything it’s gotten worse after the Bye.
I don’t get why we keep running a QB who’s knee is better, but not healed. I don’t get why we don’t give more carries to our RB. I don’t understand why it’s okay that guys who could cover last year, can’t this year. I don’t understand why we make every QB we face, look like vintage Steve Young.
Handing the ball off just 18 times, almost seems like the coaching staff is trying to get our QB hurt again. We’re 10 – 1 and honestly, I’m not sure that we could beat a playoff team, IN the playoffs, right now. We just refuse to play for four quarters!
Again, this was just stuff that I kept pushing down the page, almost as if I was pushing it down inside my mind. Telling myself a form of “Don’t worry be happy.” But I can’t keep quiet about it anymore. This is really starting to spook me. Is any of this bothering any of you?
WINNING at Kansas City, in the rain, in front of a raucous crowd. We were down 10 points at the half, but never let it rattle us. We stuck together as a team, and QB Jalen Hurts found WR Devonta Smith, at key points to help produce the points needed for our comeback. The Bills QB and WR? Those guys don’t always get along so good.
I’m counting on CB Darius “Big Play” Slay to perhaps inspire an argument. I’ll get deeper into that, down the page.
A win moves us to 10 – 1, and extends our hold on the NFC East, by at least another two weeks.
A loss stalls us at 9 – 2. That would leave us as still the best team in all of Football, for at least another week. Especially since the Bills are an AFC team, and so doesn’t count for us, or against us, in the conference standings.
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The point of Four Things isn’t to predict a winner, it’s to discuss which tactics would give our Eagles the best chance to win this game. So here are the Four Things that we need to focus on this week versus: the Bills.
1) Frustrate WR Stefon Diggs:There’s no need to hold him catchless. However, if Buffalo’s QB has to look away from Diggs on key third downs, Diggs will go into yapping at his QB again. We’ve seen it at least twice this season, and it’s only Week 12! Any dissension we can sow on their sideline early, benefits us later.
This is where Slay comes in. The idea isn’t to get a bunch of turnovers. It’s to stay close enough to Diggs, so his QB has to go elsewhere with the ball. Or else hold the ball too long, and get to meet our Defensive Line. That’s it. Nothing fancy. Just be an irritant and let the flaws in their personalities do the rest.
2) Get To the QB Early: Turnovers are more important than sacks, but sacks help to generate the turnovers. The more heat we can get on the Bills QB, the more likely he’ll throw us one of his patented, league leading interceptions. That said, he won’t take the threat of a sack seriously, until we show that we can get there.
Instead of reserving blitzes for the second half of the ball game this week, it would be nice to see a few of them in the first quarter. Our four man rush isn’t reaching like it it did in the beginning of the season, so we have to compensate faster, before the opponent gets comfortable.
3) Run The Ball: When I don’t say it, we don’t do it. So I’m sayin’ it. The Bills come into this game giving up 4.5 yards per carry. As an Offense, we average 4.0 yards per carry. They’re small on the DE’s, small at LB, and favor a Nickel/Dime alignment for speed. This is a team that we should FEAST on.
In my fantasies, I see RB D’Andre Swift getting 25 carries in this game; but that won’t happen, so let’s say we need 14 carries from him, this week.
4) Speed. Kills: The Bills have a pair of very good, very experienced, pair of over 30-years old Safeties. They also have former Eagle CB Rasul Douglas starting for them now. It’s a very solid, very saavy secondary they have over there. It would be foolish to disrespect them, so I’m starting out by “putting respect on their name”.
That said, deep speed is a weakness for that unit. It was the main thing that the Eagles let Douglas walk over. So we should take a shot or two early, to open up the run game for us. Whether we hit or not isn’t the point. Once the Bills realize they need to play Cover Two or Four (any even coverage), a S comes out of the box. Advantage US.
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If the Eagles do these Four Things, then we’ll be virtually impossible to beat. That being said…
Do you realize that we are 9 – 1 having played 6 of our 10 games on the road? Not related to anything. Just wanted to throw that out there.
This game should be in the bag if we can keep the Bills to under 25 points. It would go a long way to doing that if we can get sacks, a turnover or two and control the clock with the run. This isn’t a secret recipe. Fortunately for us, we keep our kitchen stocked with just the ingredients to pull this off. Now all we need is some fresh meat. Hey look! Buffalo anybody?
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WARNING: I don’t have the faintest clue as to what a point spread is, and I know even less about how it works. I know FOOTBALL and that’s it. If you use Four Thingsas a gambling tool, then you are a fool trying to lose your money, and will deserve it when you do.
Check back in a couple of days for Four Things Reviewed, and we’ll discuss how this game went.
Special Teams Ace: CB Josh Jobe (2 – 0.0 – 0 – 0) stopped the Chiefs PR for no gain at the 9 yard line.
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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.
So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: Chiefs did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:
1) Run the Ball:While the run game was effective when used, Swift didn’t see 16 carries. The Eagles fell behind 7 – 17 at the half, and also went three and out on the opening possession of the third quarter. So needing to play catch-up, before time became a factor, the Eagles leaned on the passing game more.
While both Swift and Hurts had 12 carries, one man had 76 rushing yards and the other had 29. Though Hurts had a couple nice runs, he looks anything but dangerous, when he runs. He looks much slower, and not at shifty now. Also I noticed that he was back to wearing a protective brace on that left knee. I’m a huge fan of that. (NOT DONE)
Somewhere out there, Dez Bryant is furious.
2) More Man Press: The were a few half-hearted stabs at it, but nobody was serious about it. In the second half, we lined up in press, but the physicality at the line never materialized. Hey here’s a question for our DB’s: If you know that you’re already lined up 5 yards off the WR, whyyyyyyy are you putting your hands on that WR, at all, during the down?! (NOT DONE)
3) Make It A Travis D: TE Travis Kelce (9 – 7 – 44 – 6.2 – 1) spent the night being harassed, and bracketed. He even had a fumble forced out of his arm. We took him away as an option, not allowing their vaunted QB/TE duo operate with impunity. That forced their QB to test his other receivers. The result were a number of dropped passes.
I’d said that to beat the Chiefs easily, we need their QB’s completion percentage at 63% or lower. So we (and his teammates), held him to 55.8%. We didn’t let him get into a rhythm, and made him spend the night scrambling, and tap dancing whilst reading. (DONE)
WR Devonta Smith hauls in 41 yard catch, but was downed at the 1 yard line.
4) Get the Slim Reaper Involved:Devonta was involved to the tune of leading both teams in receiving yardage. People may want to make the story about the Chiefs drops, but the real story isn’t about the plays that didn’t get made. No story is about what didn’t happen. Every story is about what did happen. So what matters, is that Devonta did show up and show out. (DONE)
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So this week we got2 of the Four Things done. Next week, we welcome an emotionally fragile Buffalo Bills team, into the Linc.
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Game Hero: S Kevin Byard – Not only did his interception in the end zone murder a potential scoring drive; his work on TE Kelce impacted and impeded the Chiefs passing game, all night long.
SS Kevin Byard committing scoricide.
The touchdown that he allowed to Kelce, was partly the result of a pick/rub play, but more the result of how our defensive system is run. Neither Byard nor a LB was assigned to impede the TE’s release off the line. If that happens, the TE can’t reach depth for the pick/rub, and doesn’t get open quickly, which would have made the QB look elsewhere.
Game goat: OC Brian Johnson – There were at least three Bubble Screens called in this game from the shadow of our own goal post. One of which was swatted back, but could have been intercepted for a score (if Chiefs players knew how to catch). Also, calling any designed runs for a franchise QB in a knee brace, was stupid.
Coming off the field after the game, RT Lane Johnson lamented the points that were left on the field, and I don’t blame him. This week it wasn’t about stalling in the red zone. This week we gave up five sacks in one half of a game, and weren’t reaching the red zone. That can’t become a trend.
On The Whole:
Anyone taking that win lightly, doesn’t understand the sport. Oh, and with our 9th win, we are now guaranteed a winning 2023 season. But there’s more to do.
Before we get into how the Eagles “have yet to play our best game”, let it be said that the Chiefs have been kind of struggling this year as well. Then last night we met up and weren’t our best selves, together. Which was great. I believe that struggling against a quality opponent builds character, and last night we faced down the best coach in the game, and his QB who is all but assured a bust in Canton.
You want Rookie of the Year level hustle? I give you DT Jalen Carter. Look at him. Diving through legs, in an attempt to intercept a spike.
The Defensive players.They kept the game manageable when the Offense continued to sputter and shit the bed. Our defenders hustled, even when saddled with a four man rush that stopped reaching after the first sack. There were also no players on containment against the run, resulting in us being gashed repeatedly on the edges.
We didn’t start to affect their QB until after we went with a few five man rushes, but then we went back to a four man approach. Unlike the Chiefs DC John Spagnuolo, who was conjuring blitzes from everywhere. Makes me wonder what a guy like that could do with the talent on this roster.
WE’RE rested and ready! Just ask QB Jalen Hurts. The Eagles enjoyed a much needed Bye week, after showing the Cowboys just how second their place truly is. Week after week we’ve been outclassing opponents. We’ve either been a boxer with an alarming amount of power, or a brawler with disturbingly efficient footwork. Either way, we’ve been too good for pretty much anyone we didn’t play down to.
Enter Kansas City. They beat us in last season’s Super Bowl. Their Head Coach, Andy Reid, since defecting to K.C. is 10 – 3 coming out of a Bye. Including 2 – 1 when facing an opponent also coming out of a Bye. My point is, this is not a team that we’re going to “play down to”. Hey Andy, you might want to put a chinstrap on your hat.
Winning will move us to 9 – 1 and guarantee us a winning 2023 season. It will also maintain our two game lead in the NFC East, and our one game lead as the NFC’s top seed.
A loss, that would stall us at 8 – 2. It would also shrink our lead in the division to one game.
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The point of Four Things isn’t to predict a winner, it’s to discuss which tactics would give our Eagles the best chance to win this game. So here are the Four Things that we need to focus on this week versus: the Chiefs
1) Run the Ball: Weather’s turning colder, so it’s time to re-ignite our run game. We haven’t piled up 150 rushing yards in a game, since Week Five. Prior to the Cowboys game, we had a streak of three games where we didn’t reach 100. It’s time to reassert ourselves. (I’ll be keeping a close eye on LT Jordan Mailatain this one.)
Getting RB D’Andre Swift16 or more carries, against a smallish defensive line, has to be part of the plan this week. The Chiefs are built almost solely to rush the passer. Hitting them in the mouth repeatedly, not only exposes that design flaw, but tires them out. Little, tired guys are the last thing a defense needs late in games.
2) More Man Press: I told myself that I wouldn’t list this again this season, because it’s clear that Defensive Coordinator Sean Desai doesn’t favor it. However, there is no other way to beat the Chiefs. If their QB gets to go “1-2-3 pass” and gets up around 70% pass accuracy, we’re dead. Over. Finito. Murdered.
To easily beat the Chiefs, we want their QB at 63% or lower. We need him to come off of his first option, and have to actually read our Defense. As long as he’s playing in rhythm, he’s a ball delivery system. We need to take that from him, and make him play QB. At that point our pass rush factors in. Our defender’s instincts factor in.
Otherwise we’ll have to win a shootout.
3) Make It A Travis D:Our Defense needs to focus on making life difficult for TE Travis Kelce. No free releases off the line! Before a S picks him up in coverage, our LB’s need to try to redirect Kelce. Just enough to throw off the timing of a play.
4) Get the Slim Reaper Involved: Spreading the ball around makes it easier on any offense, and we are no different. So we should make a point of getting WRDevonta Smith involved early. We’re at our best when he gets some deep shots going his way. We tend to bog down when we overfeed him short passes.
It would also loosen up coverage on whomever is filling in at TE this week. They aren’t used to playing as a target in this Offense, and Hurts isn’t used to trusting them. So giving both the QB and the TE room to operate, would help ease their learning curves somewhat.
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If the Eagles do these Four Things, then we’ll be virtually impossible to beat. That being said…
Usually I craft these to focus on a couple of our opponents weaknesses. This week is all about the Eagles and refocusing, reconnecting to the identity that made us, US. We need to reassert (there’s that word again) what makes us strong, and build on the foundation that has made this an elite NFL team. The focus needs to be on US winning, not on them losing.
The reality for the Chiefs, is that they’ve spent a lot of this season struggling to overcome an offensive talent deficit. Specifically, a lack of explosiveness. If this game turns into a shootout, the Chiefs simply don’t have the tools to keep up, but that doesn’t mean we should help them try to.
We have yet to play our best game, and in some cases have managed to overcome opponents through the sheer amount of talent on our roster. In many cases we just overpower, overwhelm and overtake opponents. While that’s amazing, it won’t see us through the playoffs. It’s time to play our best games. Starting with this one.
And now for the elephant in the room: This is not a revenge game. If any part of you is hoping for some small measure of vengeance, even if we win 100 – 0, there will be no “avenging” our Super Bowl loss to them. We lost. Both teams played a hell of a game, on the same questionable field, and no one should feel slighted by the result.
Now, let go kick in their front door, and burn down their home.
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WARNING: I don’t have the faintest clue as to what a point spread is, and I know even less about how it works. I know FOOTBALL and that’s it. If you use Four Things as a gambling tool, then you are a fool trying to lose your money, and will deserve it when you do.
Check back in a couple of days for Four Things Reviewed, and we’ll discuss how this game went.
Special Teams Ace: Hands Devonta Smith recovers Commanders onside kick attempt
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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.
So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: COMMANDERS did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:
1) Run the Ball:D’Andre Swift had just one carry in the first half. One. As a result, we had little offensive rhythm or cohesiveness. We got back on our horse in the second half, and Swift finished with around fifteen carries (16), as I said he should. Hurts had 4 carries, but only two were actual carries. The other two were kneel downs.
RB D’Andre Swift runs for a 7 yard score from the Brotherly Shove formation.
We attempted the Brotherly Shove just once with Hurts (he fumbled it away). The other time we lined it up, we pitched a Brotherly Sweep™ to Swift for a 7 yard touchdown run. The assholes wanted us to not run the Brotherly Shove, and we were happy to OH-bliiige them. Congratulation dickheads, you’ve made the Eagles more dangerous. (DONE)
2) Run Swift to Brown:I said that Washington wasn’t going to let A.J. Brown go off for 175 yards and 2 touchdowns again, and I was right! They instead let him catch all 8 of his targets for 130 yards and 2 more TD’s, while basically giving an entire coaching staff PTSD, whenever they see anything shaped like an 11. Poor Jack Del Rio, staring at his fork and just screaming and screaming and screaming.
I said they would weaken their secondary trying to keep a man in the box, and that’s precisely how WR Devonta Smith (7 – 7 – 99 – 14.1 – 1) was able to get loose for a 38 yard touchdown pass. He was so wide open on it, that he had to stop and catch it like a punt. Let’s not forget to mention WR Julio Jones(2 – 1 – 8 – 8.0 – 1) catching his first touchdown as an Eagle. Still, we ran more up the middle than to Brown’s side. (NOT DONE)
FS Reed Blankenship secures this interception.
3) Get At Least One Turnover: On a day when we allowed a mutt QB to complete 75% of his passes, FS Reed Blankenship managed to snag an interception. Our coverage again allowed free releases, while giving up five yard cushions. Really hard to generate turnovers when the ball never gets near a defender. That said, we got one in this game, and one is what was asked. (DONE)
4) Lock Up Their Run: I won’t keep you in suspense. We did this one. Their run game (13 – 73 – 5.6 – 0 – 0) looks decent until you take away their 29 yard run, and are left with (12 – 44 – 3.6 – 0 – 0) a more accurate picture of what they were relying on, down in and down out, during the game
We limited their run (12 hand-offs), and made them put the game on their QB (52 pass attempts). He threw four touchdowns, but he also threw the interception that helped put the Eagles up for good. (DONE)
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This week’s Four Things score is3 of 4. Normally you’d expect a larger margin of victory with 3 of 4 posting, but the Eagles waited to run the ball, and waited to play smart enough to get a turnover. This gave Washington life they should never have had.
Next week we return home to the Linc, to face the 5 – 2 Dallas Cowboys; as we wrap up the second quarter of our season, and go into our Week 10 Bye.
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WR A.J. Brown once again hits Washington with the all-night electric freak show, on one of his two touchdown grabs.
Game Hero: WR A.J. Brown – The guy was flat-out uncoverable, and he kept us in the game even when the Offense was unbalanced and had no rhythm.
Game goat: RG Sua Opeta – The drop-off between he and starter Cam Jurgens(Injured Reserve), is huge. That’s not to take a swipe at Opeta, it just is what it is. There is a noticeable lack of re-active quickness to his game, as defenders seem to get into his frame too fast, too often. It’s allowing pressure in the middle of Jalen Hurts’ protection, and is becoming more and more problematic for the run, by the week.
On The Whole:
Offensively, turnovers and injuries are killing us, right now. The injury at RG leads to a back-up who struggles create reliable run holes, and to protect a QB who is himself nursing an undisclosed injury (I’m sure Vegas bookies LOVE that).
Not to mention that Hurts mobility usually acts as a threat, which enhances our RB run game. Hurts inability to run now, is negatively impacting the RB’s and so the Eagles run game as a whole. It would be different if we had a big back who could impose his will and force the issue, but…
OLB Haason Reddick getting the Eagles only sack of the game, on Washington’s last down of the game. Look at Haason CHOP! that ball out.
Defensively, the unwillingness to rush five, or use more press man coverage, is resulting in opposing QB’s looking like dads playing catch with their kids. This game was no different. We got one sack at the very end of the game, when Haason Reddick murdered their last gasp of hope. A QB who’d been sacked 40 times in 6 games (6.6 sacks per game), and we reached him just once.
Lesser pressure and five yard cushions with free releases, will let even a novice QB carve up a defense. Which is why we allowed that team to put 30+ points on us, twice. The only other team they put 30 on, was Denver. The way this Defense is being called, is a formula for failure, vs really good teams.
Many will say that I should be celebrating the win. However, at this point, with the gauntlet that faces us starting Sunday afternoon, I’m more concerned with cleaning up the sloppiness. These turnovers, these easy completions, this repeated stalling out in the red zone, the lack of explosiveness in the run game…
Yay for the win, but if we’re going to go anywhere in the post-season, we can’t expect that playing like scrubs will get us where we’re trying to go.
WE not only beat a 5 – 1 team on national television, but we looked damned good while doing it, in our throwback Kelly green uniforms. We also looked good converting red zone trips. On six trips, we posted four touchdowns and one field goal. On the last trip QB Jalen Hurtsknelt three times to run out the final two minutes. So that trip should hardly count.
This week we head down to D.C. (brooms in hand), to handle the trash and start buttoning up the NFC East. A few weeks ago it took overtime to put the Commanders away. It won’t go that way a second time.
A win and we move to 7 – 1, and remain the top team in the conference. It would also mean a divisional sweep, and turn down the volume on needing overtime, in that last game.
A loss would drop us to 6 – 2. We however, would still lead the division, by virtue of win percentage, over opponents who this week can’t finish better than 5 – 2.
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The point of Four Things isn’t to predict a winner, it’s to discuss which tactics would give our Eagles the best chance to win this game. So here are the Four Things that we need to focus on this week versus: the Commanders.
Around 15 carries (or more) for RB D’Andre Swift would be great
1) Run the Ball: It’s silly that I should have to say this, but when I don’t, they forget what a hand-off is. Not only should we run for all the regular reasons (balance, sets up play-action, chews clock, physically wears down pass rushers, breaks defenders will, prevents big momentum swings, etc.), but it would also limit the number of hits Hurts (and his knee) would have to take.
In fact, on the Brotherly Shove play, we should send someone else in to run it. Not QB Marcus Mariota. We may need him soon, so we don’t need to lose him over something dumb. My pick would be RB Rashaad Penny, but he won’t be active. Aside from him, maybe TE Dallas Goedert? Or maybe LS Rick Lovato?
(Hey, wouldn’t RB Derrick Henry look great in Kelly green? I’m just saying…)
2) Run Swift to Brown: Back in Week 4, WR A.J. Brownoutright torched the Commanders for 9 catches, 175 yards (19.4ypc), and 2 touchdowns (from 59 and 28). He hit them with the all-night, electric freak show, and there was nothing they could do, but watch and get clowned on.
WR A.J. Brown chased by groupies during a 59 yard score
They will NOT be looking to let him romp and frolic in their wilderness, for a second time in five weeks. Especially since he would set the all-time record for most consecutive 125 yard receiving games, essentially on their backs. So expect heavy bracket coverage from a Cover Two shell, this time. That’s where our advantage lies.
If they have to keep a Safety back deep on Brown’s side, then “the box” is light and soft there. Getting RB D’Andre Swift around 15 carries, mostly to Brown’s side, will either pull the Safety off of Brown, or force the Commanders to weaken another area of their defense to compensate. Paging WR Devonta Smith. Paging Devonta Smith…
3) Get At Least One Turnover:The Commanders are 2 – 1 when they don’t turn the ball over. Their only loss, was our overtime victory. So that should paint you a picture of how hard it is to beat them without a turnover. Of course, it’s real hard to pick a ball off, when the receivers are always granted five yard cushions and free releases.
Our coverages are going to have to be tighter, than they were a few weeks ago. If not, we won’t be in a position to create turnovers; and we’ll just give up another 70% completion day, to a mediocre QB.
It’d be nice to get one. Or two. Or four.
4) Lock Up Their Run: The last two times we played this team, they were tough to beat, partly because they committed to the run. They weren’t any good at it, but they kept doing it. They used it to control the pace of the first half of both games, and were up at the half, in both games.
Nothing fancy here. Just wrap-up the ball-carriers, and throw points on the board. Their run game can’t get them out of trouble, and their QB isn’t suited for comebacks. Even if he was, he lacks the tools to make it happen. Lock up the run, put the ball in their QB’s hand, and feed sheep to lion.
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If the Eagles do these Four Things, then we’ll be virtually impossible to beat. That being said…
This is a division game, and the Commanders are trying to avoid being swept, in their own home. So expect a fight.
It’ll be interesting to see the evolution (if any), of Defensive Coordinator Sean Desai, over these last few weeks. What he has learned (and hasn’t), will be on display. As this is the first rival he’s coached against twice, we will see how fast he learns and utilizes new information. Can he grow over weeks, or does he need an entire offseason?
Offensively, unless Head Coach Nick Sirianniis a fool, he will have Offensive Coordinator Brian Johnson protect Hurts from himself. If Hurts has to scramble, that’s one thing. However, there should be no called runs for him, this week.
Two things. Devonta Smith’s focus seems to have slackened since he became a father. That’s fine. Totally acceptable and to be expected. Before the baby was born, his expectation was probably with him as the breadwinner, the mother would tend to baby.
That all ends abruptly, when mama becomes willing to bulldoze a neighborhood, for an hour of uninterrupted sleep. So believe me, Devonta is pulling long nights too now. So his focus isn’t going to be razor sharp this season. It just isn’t. Don’t bother expecting it.
After about four days, that “I’m the breadwinner!” argument goes out the window, and you become just some dude that “HAD BETTER look after this damned baby, so I can get some mother$%^&*^# SLEEP!!!”
What he can do, is wet and rub his hands down, before he puts his gloves on. Nothing fancy. Just regular H2O. It’ll keep his gloves from shifting against his skin, and cut down on the double clutching and drops. (That’s some way old school stuff right there!)
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WARNING: I don’t have the faintest clue as to what a point spread is, and I know even less about how it works. I know FOOTBALL and that’s it. If you use Four Thingsas a gambling tool, then you are a fool trying to lose your money, and will deserve it when you do.
Check back in a couple of days for Four Things Reviewed, and we’ll discuss how this game went.
Special Teams Ace: LB Nicholas Morrow: 3 Tackles, 1 FR
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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.
So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: VIKINGS did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:
1) Run Swiftly: Boy, did we ever! I suggested 12 – 15 carries. Instead, the Eagles gave him 28, and he went off for 175 yards. Collectively, the Eagles ran 48 times, for 259 yards (5.3ypc). Take that, cherry necks! (Matt, that was for you.)
Most of our run game’s success tonight, was set up by the Vikings inability or unwillingness to adjust. If you get a chance to watch the replay of this game, look at how often the Vikings went with a three Safety look in the middle. With two cornerbacks on the outsides, that’s five in the secondary, leaving just six up around the line scrimmage.
Our five Linemen, plus the Running Back, plus a Quarterback who has to be accounted for in the ground game, means either we should have been calling run plays, or audibling into them. And we DID! (DONE)
2) Rush Five: The Vikings offensive line was down two starters and they lost a third during the game. They couldn’t run the ball, and their QB isn’t very mobile. Yet all we got, were two sacks in this game. Our Secondary just isn’t covering long enough, for a four man pass rush to get home. (NOT DONE)
3) Slay Jefferson: Going by the stats, Vikings WR Justin Jefferson (11 – 159 – 14.4 – 0) looks to have gotten the better of CB Darius Slay in this one. What actually watching the game will show, is that it took Jefferson about 400 yards of running, to earn the 159 that he posted.
For most of the night, the Vikings coaching staff had Jefferson in pre-snap motion to change his match-up; or they had him running crossing routes running away from Slay’s side of the field. Slay less took Jefferson away, and more escorted him to his own little play-area, where he couldn’t damage us, and others had to step up.
SS Terrell Edmunds was JUSTIN time to help WR Jefferson turn the ball over to us.
The result was 159 of the emptiest calories ever consumed on prime time television. You probably can’t recall the last time you saw a player with nearly 160 yards, have so little impact on a game. That is, aside from his fumble, which prevented mini-sota from a touchdown and instead resulted in a field goal for us. (DONE)
4) Oh My Goedert: The idea was to get TE Dallas Geodert(7 – 6 – 22 – 3.6 – 0) involved to open up the run game, by loosening the box. However, instead of running him down the field, the coaching staff had him horizontally stretch the box. While it was gross to watch Goedert catching balls in the backfield, it helped allow us to run for 259 yards. So we can’t bitch about it, too loud. (DONE)
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Not bad! We did 3 of the Four Things, and improved to 2 – 0. Now we get ten days off, before we travel down to Tampa Bay, to lock horns with Ryan Lea- Johnny Manz- Sorry, Baker Mayfield, in our quest for 3 – 0.
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Game Hero: RB D’Andre Swift (Stats above) – Hometown boy makes good! I can walk out my front door over to the 15 bus stop, and take it to Saint Joe’s Prep, where Swift played. He’s not a “local product” likeJoe Flacco, or Matt Ryan, or Corey Clement. Swift is Philly. Honest to god, Philly.
A great deal of the credit goes to our Offensive Line, for being smart enough to exploit the weakness (6 man box) that the Vikings wouldn’t stop presenting. However, all of Swift’s traits which I extolled in Four Things, were on display in this game. I’m telling you, if they try to start RB Kenneth Gainwell in Week Three, there will be a fan uprising.
Me looking at Sean Desai continue to not reach with four
Game goat: Defensive Coordinator Sean Desai – It was another toothlessly called game, and the result was QB Kirk Cousins (31/44 – 70.4 – 364 – 4 – 0) being sacked only twice. The turnovers that we generated weren’t coming from our scheme forcing mistakes, but from our player’s hustle. At this point Desai is passenger, not a driver.
On The Whole:
We are 2 – 0, having played two games where the game was in question, in the last five minutes of the game. Both wins were what we’re calling ugly.
Not so fast.
Do you realize that in two weeks we’ve scored 59 points? While 7 were the result of a defensive return (and extra point), the other 52 have resulted from driving the ball. That’s an average of 27 points per game, with an offense that we would describe as “sputtering”, “inconsistent”, and “rusty”. Can you imagine what this team is going to look like when they start to put it together?
Mama, there goes that man again! WR Devonta Smith on a blazing 63 yard catch and run touchdown
Defensively, we’re dealing with more injury issues than it seemed we had all last year. We had guys out there in this game, who had been elevated from the Practice Squad, who had previously been cut altogether. Nick Morrow was one of them, and he got us a turnover. WRBritain Covey is another, who… Let’s not talk about him.
I don’t want to sweep our troubles under the rug, but I think it’s important to point out, that the Kings of the NFC may be wounded, but we are far from dead.
Drive Killer: CB Darius Slay (TD: 1/Int: 1/ FR: 0/ 4th down stops: 0 / FF: 0)
Sack Leader: DT Jalen Carter (Sacks:1.0/ FF: 0/ Tackles: 1)
Special Teams Ace: K Jake Elliott(4/4 FG’s)
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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.
So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: PATRIOTS did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:
1) Establish the Run: We looked like we were going to with our first drive of the game, with 8 designed runs (7 handoffs) for 39 yards (4.8ypc). Then we bailed on it, with just 9 total handoffs for the remainder of the game.
The misdirection and RPO aspect of our run game from last year, was nowhere to be seen. The Eagles did employ some play-action, and it was somewhat effective at buying Hurts time to throw, but it didn’t help him when he tried to run. He looked to be pressing into the hole before it opened, doing half the job for Patriot defenders.
As a result, we never forced the Patriots to load the box. That took away simple answers for Hurts when passing. Instead, the Patriots forced him to read and think. At times his rookie crutch (bootleg wide right, stare down a receiver, force a ball down the sideline) was on glaring display. (NOT DONE)
2) Load the Box: The idea was to take away the Patriots run game (22 – 76 – 3.4 – 0 – 0); and put the game in the hands of Patriots QB Mac Jones (35/54 – 64.8% – 316 – 3 – 1). Those parts got done. We just didn’t have to load the box to do it. (NOT DONE)
3) Set the Dogs on Them:On third downs, use a five man rush. Go to Cover Two or a Tampa Two. Get those hands up, and challenge every ball in the air. NOPE!
Rookie DT Jalen Carter gets his first career sack.
We hardly saw a five man rush out of the Defense in this one. Sadly many of Jones passes were completed to receivers that were too wide open to be believed. From a defensive standpoint, it looked like Defensive Coordinator Sean Desai was still calling a vanilla preseason game, and trying not to show too much.
Their offensive line was missing three starters, and playing two rookies, and still we didn’t get a sack until the 4th quarter. Desai is on his way to making me miss former DCJonathan Gannon. (NOT DONE)
4) Pull the Trigger:Once the run game took over, deep shots down the field would be there for the taking. Except the run game never took over, and TEDallas Goedert (no stats) is apparently invisible to Hurts. We took two legit deep shots all game long, both to A.J. Brown. One was overthrown, the other catch was overturned by replay.
Otherwise, our passing game consisted mostly of Screens and checkdowns to RB’s. New Offensive Coordinator Brian Johnson, called a terrible game today. (NOT DONE)
This week’s Four Things score, is an ignominious 0 of 4 to start the season. We’d better get things in order quickly though, because we play again THIS THURSDAY. The 0 – 1 Vikings are coming to Philadelphia for a heaping helping of knuckle sandwich, with a side order of “Now stay the fuck down!” But we won’t be serving that, if we play like we did this Sunday.
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Game Hero: DTJordan Davis(0.5 – 1 – 5)
DT Jordan Davis force a fumble from RB Ezekiel Elliott, with LB Zach Cunningham recovering.
Some will say it was Jake Elliott, but to me it was Davis. He forced an early fumble that led to a touchdown, helped stop the Patriot run game all day, and got half a sack, on a late drive, that became a turnover on downs.
Game goat: The coaching staff. I’m irritated with Sean Desai for rarely rushing five linemen. I’m irritated with Brian Johnson for bailing on the run game, and calling an ass-ton of Screens. I’m irritated with Head Coach Nick Siriannifor not playing the starters in the preseason, and contributing to all the rust we saw in this one.
On The Whole:
This was an ugly win, but it was a win. It was also a win against a team that has an all-time great coach, in terms of scheming and adjusting; yet we won both halves of the game. Scoring 16 – 14 in the first; and 9 – 6 in the second. If we weren’t so rusty, we’d have beaten the brakes off that team.
When the game ended, I was going to pen a spittle-flecked diatribe, over putting the team in this position due to rust. However, in his post-game press conference, Sirianni said that if he had it to do over, he’d have played the starters some in the preseason. Hey, if he’s learned, there’s no reason for me to harp on it. So let’s move on.
While any idiot can say “Hey let’s sign every high-priced Free Agent on the market”. THE 12 focuses on what we can do with what we already have, to fix or improve our team.
INJURIES happen and football isn’t a safe sport. That said, maybe we shouldn’t have our top two WR’s, running lots of routes which take them inside the numbers painted on the field. While we can’t be skittish about playing them, routing them through S’s and LB’s, is a lot like dancing in front of tigers with handfuls of steak. Eventually it ends badly.
So let’s do less of that in 2023. I didn’t say let’s not do it, just do it less. I mean this especially about Brown, because he’s the one who does it more.
Taken as a pair, WRs A.J. Brown and Devonta Smith, not QB Jalen Hurts, are the straw that stirs the Eagles Offense. Defenses having to respect two full service receivers at all levels (shallow/intermediate/deep), is what opens up the field for the run game. Adding Hurts slows opposing defense’s reaction time vs the run, as they have to also account for him.
That’s not saying that Hurts is unimportant. It’s saying that he was a different QB before Brown got here, and we don’t have much depth at WR. Let me put it in plain English: If Brown goes down, WR Quez Watkins is the starter opposite Smith again. Like 2021 when we went 9 – 8, stumbled into the playoffs and were quickly dismissed, with our illiterate QB.
Now Hurts was clearly better in 2022, but I don’t want to find out that he’s largely “Brown dependent”. Better to keep Brown healthy, and the rest of the NFL scratching their heads over how Hurts got so good, so fast.
If we had more depth at WR, or if Quez hadn’t been a disaster in 2022, I wouldn’t be as worried about health at this position. However, knowing how and why the Eagles Offense works, I also understand how fast it can all unravel. So let’s be more careful with our top two WR’s.
DESEAN Jacksonwants to retire as an Eagle; and WR DeAndre Hopkins listed Philadelphia as one of the places that he wouldn’t mind playing. So should we be interested? If so, which should we be interested in?
I won’t try to keep you in suspense. The answer is: Both. Depending on the money.
First, let’s deal with DJax. He absolutely should retire as an Eagle. If he wants to sign for a day and retire, sure, why not. He’s earned it. However, if he wants one last ride to chase a ring, as a limited contributor, he’d instantly become our best option at Punt Returner. We could give him WR Britain Covey’s roster spot. He’d certainly give us more as receiving option.
Now, let’s talk D-Hop. Let me use a word that nobody wants to hear: Injury. In the event of a long-term injury to either WR A.J. Brown or Devonta Smith, then WRQuez Watkins becomes our #2 receiver. Are you okay with that? I know I’m not! Last year we were disappointed in how Watkins handled being #3. Picture him having to fill-in for A.J. Brown!
Hopkins represents depth. While he hasn’t posted elite numbers in the last two years, no one doubts his ability to perform at a high level. While Hopkins may not have Watkins’s elite speed, he’s a better route runner, and his hands are near infinitely better. In the event of an injury to Brown or Smith, Hopkins can fill-in as a #2, easily.
Right now our WR depth is Brown, Smith, and Watkins. After that, we have Covey, Greg Ward, (Olympic sprinter) Devon Allen, Olamide Zaccheaus, Tyrie Cleveland, Charleston Rambo, and a couple of undrafted rookies. After Watkins, only Ward has ever caught a ball from QB Jalen Hurts. That was back in 2021.
Restructure that as Brown, Smith, Hopkins, Watkins and DJax. This covers depth, insurance, Special Teams, and legacy. Besides, wouldn’t it be nice to see Watkins and DJax absolutely blowing the lid off of a defense? Putting them on the field together would have opponents lining their Safeties up in the parking lot. Imagine all the room to run on first and ten!
Keeping Ward, Allen, and one more on the Practice Squad, keeps us ready for DJax’s hamstrings to act up again. It’s an annual event, which is why I said limited contributor. However, for every down he can give us (especially in the postseason), he still has the ability to affect and aggravate a defense, just by lining up. As he reminded folks as recently as November 27th…
