SON: Dad, tell me a bedtime story.
DAD: Okay. Once upon a time, the Redskins were really really good, and-
SON: I said tell me a story, not bullshit me.
DAD: No no! Really! It was in the 1990’s. Look it up. It really happened. So anyway, the ‘skins were in the Super Bowl and-
SON: Goodnight Dad.
DAD: Would you just listen?
SON: Did you take your meds?
DAD: Yes! I took my meds! This isn’t one of the delusions.
SON: Alright, but I’m looking this up in the morning.
DAD: Fine. Anyway, we were in the Super Bowl against the Bills and-
SON: Against who?
DAD: No no! The Bills were really good back then. They went to four straight Super Bowls and-
SON: MOM! Dad’s gone off his meds again!
DAD: I took my meds!
MOM: What happened?
DAD: I was telling him about the Redskins/Bills Super Bowl.
MOM: Hard to believe that Buffalo lost four straight Super Bowls.
SON: So this is real??
DAD: That’s what I’ve been telling you! We used to be really good!
SON: So what happened?
MOM and DAD: Dan Snyder.
DAD: And there would never be a happily ever after, ever again.
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