THIS game was bad for both teams.
EAGLES 31 – Cardinals 35
EAGLES STATS:
Passing: QB Jalen Hurts (18/23 – 78.2 – 167 – 3 – 1)
Rushing: RB D’Andre Swift (13 – 61 – 4.6 – 0 – 0)
Receiving: WR A.J. Brown (5 – 4 – 53 – Avg – 0)
Offensive Line Report: (TFL: 3/ Sacks: 0/ Scrums Won: 1/ Scrums Lost: 1)
Drive Killer: S Sydney Brown (TD: 1/Int: 1/ FR: 0/ 4th down stops: 0/ FF: 0)
Sack Leader: DT Jalen Carter (Sacks: 1.0/ FF: 0/ Tackles: 1)
Special Teams Ace: CB Eli Ricks recovered Arizona’s surprise onside kick
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I hear you asking, “What about all the stuff that stats don’t reveal?” Well, that’s the reason for these Four Things articles. It’s to point out what we need to address BEFORE the game. Then AFTER the game, there’s a no-bullshit assessment of whether or not the Eagles did any of what they needed to do, to ensure the win.
So how much of what I mentioned in Four Things: CARDINALS did the Eagles actually get around to doing? Well let’s see:
1) Win In The Trenches: Not letting Arizona get their run game going was the key here. Instead, we allowed the Cardinals to run for 221 yards on 40 carries (5.5ypc). The hope was that DT Jordan Davis (1 tackle) would be a problem in this one. Instead, he was invisible. (NOT DONE)
2) Hands Up: “If he can’t see well, he may put the ball in dangerous places without realizing it.”
Making it difficult to see for the opposing QB, did result in an interception returned 99 yards for a touchdown by Sydney Brown. The pocket was pushed back and the QB hung a ball where he expected a receiver to be, instead of seeing that only Eagles were over there.
There were no hands up on that play, but his sight-line was comprised, and defenders did get their hands up more in this game, than they usually do. (DONE)
3) Run The Ball: Getting 16 or more carries for 72 yards, would have been enough for the win, I wrote. Instead, Swift got 13 carries for 61 yards. On the day, we had 15 hand-offs vs 24 pass attempts. So, Head Coach Nick Sirianni is steadfast about preferring to lose his way, than win someone else’s way.
Remember when Andy Reid was here, doing that shit? Wouldn’t get us a top-shelf WR. Wouldn’t pound the rock. Didn’t win shit. Goes to K.C., drafts WR Tyreek Hill, and pounds the rock with RB Isiah Pacheco. Wins two Super Bowls. (I dunno Nick, if you’re FAILING, maybe it behooves you to listen to someone besides your echo.) (NOT DONE)
4) Be Efficient: I thought Jalen Hurts was doing an excellent job of this, until the Eagles started letting a crackhead do the play-calling. Two QB runs, and a WR Screen on 3rd and 20??? The coaching staff (being cute as usual), hung Hurts out to dry after the half.
Look, you can’t make great choices when presented with only bad options, and that keeps happening here. Coaches are supposed to put players in positions to make plays; not box them in, and squander their gifts. (NOT DONE)
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This week just 1 of the Four Things were done, and so of course it resulted in a loss. Next week, we travel two hours up 95, to that cesspool that’s actually in (Rutherford) New Jersey, to take on the “New York” giants. Fans would like to see a win, but Sirianni might have other plans. Maybe plant some flowers, or Rochambeau while shooting hoops for three hours.
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Game Hero: WR Julio Jones (2 – 2 – 34 – 17.0 – 2) – Showed the world that the Eagles DO have some depth at WR. Good thing too! Because with WR Devonta Smith (5 – 3 – 30 – 10.0 – 0) leaving the locker room on crutches and wearing a walking boot, odds are strong that he doesn’t play in the giants game.
Game goat: The Entire Defense – This means everyone, from coaches to players. Defensive Coordinator Matt Patricia, didn’t seem to have any answers to stopping the Cardinals run game, even though the answers were obvious: Stop playing 230 pound Haason Reddick (1 tackle) at DE, and tell DE Josh Sweat (6 tackles) to set the goddamned edge! Play the run on the way to the pass. This is standard NFL wisdom!
Our interior line neither made up their minds to penetrate and move the line of scrimmage, or occupy blocks and keep the LB’s clean to make stops. As for the LB’s and and Safeties, no one seemed to know where his run fit was. As a result, we were gashed repeatedly.
The Secondary was no better, allowing the ball to come out quickly, and get to receivers who a week ago, were essentially keeping benches warm. The interception by Brown was far more a product of QB error, than anybody making a play. The ball went directly to Brown, who incidentally was nowhere around a receiver on that play!
On The Whole:
This loss was disgusting. It was Seattle all over again. The team with more athletic talent, was out-coached and out-played by a bad team working with busted tools. The absolute worst part is, that the outcome was bad for both teams! It likely will cost us the second seed in the playoffs, and cost the Cardinals the second pick in the Draft.
This all comes back to the coaching. The silver lining on this is, thanks in particular to this game and Seattle, you can bet there WILL be a new Defensive Coordinator this off-season. Team Owner Jeffrey Lurie isn’t putting out all that money, just to watch one half of his team, utterly collapse on a weekly basis. Often nationally televised.

It’s hard to really talk about this one game, without getting into what the real problems with this team are. So I’m going to make that a separate article, if you’re at all interested. Every week, the players and coaches tell us that they need to fix stuff, but they NEVER say which stuff. If you want to know what that stuff is, and how fixable it really is, let me know.




