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INSTEAD of only discussing what went wrong Monday night, I want to discuss some of the things that went right. I want to give credit where credit is due, instead of being angry over only one loss. Here’s the list:

1. The team apparently was able to find the stadium.
2. Nobody’s uniform was on backwards or inside-out.
3. At no point did CB Byron Maxwell attempt to cover FS Malcolm Jenkins.
4. No one stuck his head in the Gatorade, and drowned standing up.
5. QB Sam Bradford survived despite his protection’s best efforts.
6. WR Riley Cooper didn’t threaten to fight every (Black person) in Atlanta.
7. Hooray!! Bradford can throw accurate screen passes.
8. No one was injured by a blocking sled or other practice equipment.
9. At no point did Bradford tell RB DeMarco Murray NOT to score.
10. No one broke a bone in their foot.

That having been said:

Dear Eagles,

We love you. Now get your shit together.

Sincerely,

Your Fans