Eagles announced they have excused safety Keelan Johnson from Training Camp for an undetermined amount of time.
ALLOW me to translate that:
GET THE FUCK OFF THE TEAM! You still stink of Practice Squad and you actin’ up already? Already??! And we’re supposed to keep you around and maybe sign you to big money? How about NOOOO!!! Makin’ us look bad. S’wrong wit youuu?!!
Word of advice to my readers. If you have a dream that still has Similac on it’s breath, punching it in the gut will probably kill it. Give yourself a chance.
That is all.