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THIS is a list of the trolls that I own. 

Basically it’s fans of the Foreskins, Va-giants, or Cowpies who I ripped, burned, and converted to trophies. 

COWBOYS PELT #6

“D-Von, get the tables!”

Chris here was Taylor-made for pelting. He commented on a headline without reading the article, which resulted in him being both loud AND wrong. He doubled down on his ignorance, and ended up being mocked not only by Eagles fans, but also a Cowboys fan to boot. I ran him off with a one-liner, and was going to refrain from pelting him, when Geoff there, turned the guy’s exit into one that needed to be memorialized. The comment from another Cowboys fan at the very end, just makes this pelt all the sweeter. One of my favorite pelts, period.

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COWBOYS PELT #5

A Cowboy fan who’d never heard of me put his skin on the line. Same old same old, “We won more Super Bowls than you. So we’re better than you” blah blah. He attempted sarcasm vs the Master, and I turned it on him, and set him up for potential ridicule at the hands of his mates. After which point he disappeared for a bit.

Even when he did come back, this was all he had left:

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PATRIOTS PELT

(Normally I wouldn’t include a non-NFC East pelt here, but with this site possibly coming down in a few says, and this one being so special, I needed to place this here.)

I was called out for proof that Tom Brady isn’t the GOAT, and I delivered. The response? Crickets. I think I just “Pelted” a fan base.

COWBOYS PELT #4

Oh my god, I killed Kenny! Nah I didn’t kill him so much as he bailed. Apparently you can scare off Cowboys fans with memes. Cowboys fans who want to debate fan loyalty, need to find another fan base to do it with. Us Eagles fans have them beat 48 hours a day, 14 days a week, 730 days a year.

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(Pelts before 2015 get more recent as you go down. In 2015 a policy of more recent up top was instituted.)

COWBOY PELT#1:

GIANTS PELT#1:

This is from right before I got booted from the softest trash talk group on Facebook. (What can you expect it’s run by a va-giants fan). This is him arguing with me to take down my post, about him having taken down my earlier post. He of course wanted the new one taken down too. What’s funny is that this was on 9/11 and this guy says he’s a former Marine. I guess he skipped Freedom of Speech class.  

At this point not only did he take down my post but he removed me from the group. Am I THAT  scary? Regardless, I showed “NO MERCY” when I was there. LOL! 

COWBOY PELT#2:

As you can tell by the visible watermark of my poster, I made quick work of this guy. For all his bluster about 5 trophies, he was woefully short on pride for the team whose merchandise he buys today. You have to question the intelligence of people like that. But he’d be quick to hop on that bandwagon if this year’s team were to get hot, now wouldn’t he? No doubt about it. 

REDSKINS PELT#1:

My favorite part of this one was how once he got it in his head that I was an “old man” he made that his whole plan of attack. What’s funny is I’m not even 40 yet! And my age has nothing to do with the fact that he was talking about the EAGLES, on an EAGLES fan post about the EAGLES. I’m sure HTTR actually means Hater. TRUST!

GIANTS PELT#2:

Disclaimer: Unlike my usually pelts, I cut this one sooner than it’s actual end, since there were more words, but no new information added to it.

This guy was actually responding to a Facebook post about this page. He kept asking if I actually had a Giants pelt and if he could see it. I said sure, just click the link. At that point since I’d called him on his bullshit, he kept trying to argue off-topic. I just kept steering us back to the subject. Eventually he realized he was caught in a trap he’d set for himself back when he EXPECTED me to not be able to back up what I said. So he bailed. 

REDSKINS PELT#2:

There was some debate about who has Super Bowl rings and who doesn’t. I think I put this argument to SLEEP.

GIANTS PELT#3

THIS dude thought he was a “Hunter” of EAGLES fans. I jangled something shiny in front of his tiny brain and got him doing a double take IN PRINT!

COWBOYS PELT#3

Dude here wanted to have the whole “But the EAGLES have no rings” debate with me. WRONG! All I had were facts to back me up, whereas he was armed with willful ignorance. As you can see I  pummeled him. Not with my opinion, but actual NFL history as the NFL recorded it. Then, just as it was “Gittings” good, my man bailed!  Oh well.